Originally posted on April 24th, 2005

Gone Wild
The story begins several months ago when Christopher banished a half-used bag of russet potatoes to the dark, cool, cavernous area below his kitchen sink. Shoving the plastic bag in the cabinet, he went on with his daily activities like learning. The potatoes didn’t fare well in “the hole.” As a matter of fact, it wasn’t long before the eyes, shrouded by the darkness, began to spore tiny green tentacles. Their once tough brown skin loosened as the starchy insides shrank, becoming loose and leathery. Desperate for water and sunlight, the roots took on a flesh color and began to slide along the press board bottom until they reached the side. With nowhere to go but up, they slowly crept, ascending further and further each day.

Weeks passed while Christopher went about his business, too preoccupied to remember the half bag of [...]

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Saying Goodbye.

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

This is not an easy post for me to write but after talking to Christopher, we felt it was time to let you all know…

About a month ago, Christopher and I parted ways and officially ended our 3 1/2 year sometimes amazing, often tumultuous relationship. I won’t go into details, but there were some things about “us” that just didn’t seem to work and neither of us could get a handle on to fix.

We’ve decided to leave the site up, but at the moment, neither of us are particularly in the mood to post anything of real substance. Perhaps that will change with a little time.

This site was a gift from Christopher for me… it was sort of …

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“Do Not”

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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Happy Tax Day, Americans!

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Today’s the big day, so I hope you get your taxes postmarked by midnight (I prefer to submit mine online), and unlike myself, I hope you get a refund! But just think, once it’s done, you don’t have to do them for another year. -)

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Hello There

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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The Real Tax Debate

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Here’s a cold reality that none of the presidential candidates want to tell you: A shrinking number of Americans are bearing an ever bigger share of the nation’s income tax burden. Is that fair? is it sticking the rich with what they deserve? Or is it a sign of a growing social problem? As you file your tax return, and as the candidates cite assorted half-truths about U.S. taxes, those questions are worth our attention - as long as we face the surprising facts.

The first surprise for most people is the large proportion of Americans who actually get money back - not a refund, but a net payment-through the income tax system is huge. …

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