10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend

  1. It’s Raining Men (The Weather Girls) “Hallelujah! It’s raining men!” See… there are plenty more assholes out there for you to choose from, girls.
  2. I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) “I should have changed those stupid locks…” Did it, done it, it wasn’t worth the price of admission
  3. You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette) “I’m here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away.” Don’t worry, he’ll realize how much he misses you, but it’ll be too late.
  4. Express Yourself (Madonna) “You’ll do much better, baby, on your own.”
  5. Leave (Get Out) (JoJo) “I can’t wait for you to be gone.” You tell him, girl.
  6. Don’t Tell Me (Avril Lavigne) “I’m better off alone anyway.” You’re so much better off without that jerk!
  7. Push (Matchbox 20) “I want to push you down.” If we could, we would, right? Or… we could just forget about your creepy ex and think a lot about hottie Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. I’m sure your ex wasn’t as hot as Rob.
  8. 18 Wheeler (Pink) “You can’t keep me down.” So don’t let him.
  9. For the Movies (Buck Cherry) “A change of pace could really do some good.” Yes, lots and lots of time apart
  10. Unbelievable (EMF) “Oh You’re so unbelievable!” Whatever messed up thing he did, I’m sure it was unbelievable.

27 thoughts on “10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend

  1. Holy crap, this list is almost worst than Mtv. Just ALMOST though. Pink? Avril? I don’t think anything remotely interesting can come from these. Just for fun though, add: “Red, Red Wine”, “Aenima”-Tool, and pretty much a handful and a half of Depeche Mode.

  2. Depeche Mode? Red Red Wine? The list is supposed to be uplifting, and girl-empowering, not make you want to crawl into a corner and drink yourself into liver failure! LOL!

  3. i didn’t even look at the song titles for my first trips in here today now that i have jesus christ?!!! forget an ex this looks like something that would play at the gay club from police academy?what the fuck? and emf? where are they now? working all those take out places that chris calls,and playing shitty gig’s at dive bars in the white version of the ghetto!

  4. I wasn’t suggesting you should dump your boyfriend and then *date* the guys from EMF… I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…:-j

  5. Someday you will be loved by Death cab for Cutie:
    “You may feel alone when you’re falling asleep
    And everytime tears roll down your cheeks
    But I know your heart belongs to someone you’ve yet to meet
    Someday you will be loved
    You’ll be loved you’ll be loved
    Like you never have known
    The memories of me
    Will seem more like bad dreams
    Just a series of blurs
    Like I never occurred
    Someday you will be loved”

  6. aw i like that song by emf! thats about it though, your list was pretty shocking. amy winehouse – tears dry on their own :)
    and spice girls, cmon every girl loves spice girls, it would cheer them up!
    or some kate nash, shes amazing
    bet this is an american website. you probably wouldn’t know these people!
    well kate nash is pure amazing, an album you should listen to. stick some kelly clarkson on there

    gosh if i was a boy i would be so gay.
    ahaha!

    :) :)

    xo

  7. The musical superstars of the 21st century… *ugh*

    I did find this comment from Christine funny —

    “I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…”

    Of course you would! Sir Elton is not to be denied — but(t), quite frankly, Sir Elton prefers it if you spread your cheeks, not your legs… :o

  8. I would say Since you been gone by kelly clarkson…Your gonna want me back by usher, let it burn by usher, bye bye – joe de messina.

  9. Just wanna thank Laura the groupie for suggesting Someday You Will Be Loved by Death Cab For Cutie. I’d never heard this song before and I must admit it’s perfect. Thanks again.

  10. why isn’t cher on here?! STRONG ENOUGH!!
    best song ever to get over him, in my opinion.

    “she aint worth half of me it’s true, now i’m telling you that i’m strong enough, to live without you, strong enough, and i quit crying long enough, now i’m strong enough to know, that you gotta go!!”

    amazing :o )

  11. (u) my stupid ex bf suddenly told me to fuck off that he saw me w/ another guy AN IT WAS MY FCKIN BROTHER!!! WTH? so he jsut left me an i cried then i realized he was a jerk an i dnt need his sorry a** !1 nice songs im downloadin them to my mp3 an my ipod now!

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