10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend

Posted on February 15th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Top Tens.

  1. It’s Raining Men (The Weather Girls) “Hallelujah! It’s raining men!” See… there are plenty more assholes out there for you to choose from, girls.
  2. I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) “I should have changed those stupid locks…” Did it, done it, it wasn’t worth the price of admission
  3. You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette) “I’m here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away.” Don’t worry, he’ll realize how much he misses you, but it’ll be too late.
  4. Express Yourself (Madonna) “You’ll do much better, baby, on your own.”
  5. Leave (Get Out) (JoJo) “I can’t wait for you to be gone.” You tell him, girl.
  6. Don’t Tell Me (Avril Lavigne) “I’m better off alone anyway.” You’re so much better off without that jerk!
  7. Push (Matchbox 20) “I want to push you down.” If we could, we would, right? Or… we could just forget about your creepy ex and think a lot about hottie Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. I’m sure your ex wasn’t as hot as Rob.
  8. 18 Wheeler (Pink) “You can’t keep me down.” So don’t let him.
  9. For the Movies (Buck Cherry) “A change of pace could really do some good.” Yes, lots and lots of time apart
  10. Unbelievable (EMF) “Oh You’re so unbelievable!” Whatever messed up thing he did, I’m sure it was unbelievable.

27 comments.

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Ben the Kingpin mentioned

When did we start needing crutches like music to control our emotions? ???

November 1st, 2005

Christine 2 the Mercenary added

Holy crap, this list is almost worst than Mtv. Just ALMOST though. Pink? Avril? I don’t think anything remotely interesting can come from these. Just for fun though, add: “Red, Red Wine”, “Aenima”-Tool, and pretty much a handful and a half of Depeche Mode.

February 25th, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

Depeche Mode? Red Red Wine? The list is supposed to be uplifting, and girl-empowering, not make you want to crawl into a corner and drink yourself into liver failure! LOL!

February 26th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary added

ahh…liver failure, liver shmailer. )

February 26th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil got all philosophical

i didn’t even look at the song titles for my first trips in here today now that i have jesus christ?!!! forget an ex this looks like something that would play at the gay club from police academy?what the fuck? and emf? where are they now? working all those take out places that chris calls,and playing shitty gig’s at dive bars in the white version of the ghetto!

February 26th, 2006

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

I wasn’t suggesting you should dump your boyfriend and then *date* the guys from EMF… I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…:-j

February 26th, 2006

Christine the Lioness chimed in with

Okay… on second thought, maybe these songs suck. I’m open to suggestions…

March 20th, 2006

Laura the Groupie stated

Someday you will be loved by Death cab for Cutie:
“You may feel alone when you’re falling asleep
And everytime tears roll down your cheeks
But I know your heart belongs to someone you’ve yet to meet
Someday you will be loved
You’ll be loved you’ll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved”

March 20th, 2006

sarah the Groupie thought this

aw i like that song by emf! thats about it though, your list was pretty shocking. amy winehouse - tears dry on their own )
and spice girls, cmon every girl loves spice girls, it would cheer them up!
or some kate nash, shes amazing
bet this is an american website. you probably wouldn’t know these people!
well kate nash is pure amazing, an album you should listen to. stick some kelly clarkson on there

gosh if i was a boy i would be so gay.
ahaha!

) )

xo

November 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked

The musical superstars of the 21st century… *ugh*

I did find this comment from Christine funny —

“I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…”

Of course you would! Sir Elton is not to be denied — but (t) , quite frankly, Sir Elton prefers it if you spread your cheeks, not your legs… o

November 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this

ignore the stupid phone icon above, I was going for

“but[t]”

November 20th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate added

You and Sir Elton alike apparently…

November 21st, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated

[SQUAAWWKKKKK]

$

November 21st, 2007

Ashley the Virgin pontificated

Some of the song’s are okay.. o ) Like o say… Alanis Morissette (y)

December 6th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent added

And Tiny Dancer, and Rocket Man…

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness remarked

That Christina Aguilera song “Fighter” is a good one for this list too.

March 10th, 2008

Sir Elton the Virgin thought this

I got your rocket right here man…

March 10th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

(l) Sir Elton the Virgin stated

Hmm, I doubt that…

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness penned this

Someone’s rocket anyway.

March 10th, 2008

allison the Virgin uttered

I would say Since you been gone by kelly clarkson…Your gonna want me back by usher, let it burn by usher, bye bye - joe de messina.

September 15th, 2008

allison the Virgin asserted

Ohh and I have to agree - uplifting songs… not sad ones!!

September 15th, 2008

Rebecca the psyco the Virgin chimed in with

wholy crap i think i need some vodka now… GO LIVER FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!! p p p

November 3rd, 2009

Lover of Lyric the Virgin commented

Just wanna thank Laura the groupie for suggesting Someday You Will Be Loved by Death Cab For Cutie. I’d never heard this song before and I must admit it’s perfect. Thanks again.

February 25th, 2010

paws the beauty the Virgin said this

look up pyscho ex boyfriend go away. great tennager song for shits and giggles p

March 1st, 2010

GeorgiaRae the Virgin commented

why isn’t cher on here?! STRONG ENOUGH!!
best song ever to get over him, in my opinion.

“she aint worth half of me it’s true, now i’m telling you that i’m strong enough, to live without you, strong enough, and i quit crying long enough, now i’m strong enough to know, that you gotta go!!”

amazing o )

March 4th, 2010

Amir Thompson the Virgin got all philosophical

That music is brilliant, and I’m not really into that genre. I really enjoy listening to it!

June 5th, 2010

xxMous3ys th Name , 3m0s th game xx the Virgin stated

(u) my stupid ex bf suddenly told me to fuck off that he saw me w/ another guy AN IT WAS MY FCKIN BROTHER!!! WTH? so he jsut left me an i cried then i realized he was a jerk an i dnt need his sorry a** !1 nice songs im downloadin them to my mp3 an my ipod now!

June 30th, 2010

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