10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend

Posted on February 15th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Top Tens.

  1. It’s Raining Men (The Weather Girls) “Hallelujah! It’s raining men!” See… there are plenty more assholes out there for you to choose from, girls.
  2. I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) “I should have changed those stupid locks…” Did it, done it, it wasn’t worth the price of admission
  3. You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette) “I’m here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away.” Don’t worry, he’ll realize how much he misses you, but it’ll be too late.
  4. Express Yourself (Madonna) “You’ll do much better, baby, on your own.”
  5. Leave (Get Out) (JoJo) “I can’t wait for you to be gone.” You tell him, girl.
  6. Don’t Tell Me (Avril Lavigne) “I’m better off alone anyway.” You’re so much better off without that jerk!
  7. Push (Matchbox 20) “I want to push you down.” If we could, we would, right? Or… we could just forget about your creepy ex and think a lot about hottie Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. I’m sure your ex wasn’t as hot as Rob.
  8. 18 Wheeler (Pink) “You can’t keep me down.” So don’t let him.
  9. For the Movies (Buck Cherry) “A change of pace could really do some good.” Yes, lots and lots of time apart
  10. Unbelievable (EMF) “Oh You’re so unbelievable!” Whatever messed up thing he did, I’m sure it was unbelievable.

21 comments.

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Ben the Kingpin uttered

When did we start needing crutches like music to control our emotions? ???

November 1st, 2005

Christine 2 the Mercenary penned this

Holy crap, this list is almost worst than Mtv. Just ALMOST though. Pink? Avril? I don’t think anything remotely interesting can come from these. Just for fun though, add: “Red, Red Wine”, “Aenima”-Tool, and pretty much a handful and a half of Depeche Mode.

February 25th, 2006

Christine the Lioness penned this

Depeche Mode? Red Red Wine? The list is supposed to be uplifting, and girl-empowering, not make you want to crawl into a corner and drink yourself into liver failure! LOL!

February 26th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary stated

ahh…liver failure, liver shmailer. )

February 26th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil penned this

i didn’t even look at the song titles for my first trips in here today now that i have jesus christ?!!! forget an ex this looks like something that would play at the gay club from police academy?what the fuck? and emf? where are they now? working all those take out places that chris calls,and playing shitty gig’s at dive bars in the white version of the ghetto!

February 26th, 2006

Christine the Lioness commented

I wasn’t suggesting you should dump your boyfriend and then *date* the guys from EMF… I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…:-j

February 26th, 2006

Christine the Lioness stated

Okay… on second thought, maybe these songs suck. I’m open to suggestions…

March 20th, 2006

Laura the Groupie stated

Someday you will be loved by Death cab for Cutie:
“You may feel alone when you’re falling asleep
And everytime tears roll down your cheeks
But I know your heart belongs to someone you’ve yet to meet
Someday you will be loved
You’ll be loved you’ll be loved
Like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blurs
Like I never occurred
Someday you will be loved”

March 20th, 2006

sarah the Virgin hunt n' pecked this

aw i like that song by emf! thats about it though, your list was pretty shocking. amy winehouse - tears dry on their own )
and spice girls, cmon every girl loves spice girls, it would cheer them up!
or some kate nash, shes amazing
bet this is an american website. you probably wouldn’t know these people!
well kate nash is pure amazing, an album you should listen to. stick some kelly clarkson on there

gosh if i was a boy i would be so gay.
ahaha!

) )

xo

November 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented

The musical superstars of the 21st century… *ugh*

I did find this comment from Christine funny —

“I love to listen to the song “Tiny Dancer” when I’m driving an open stretch of highway, but that doesn’t mean I’d spread my legs for Elton John…”

Of course you would! Sir Elton is not to be denied — but (t) , quite frankly, Sir Elton prefers it if you spread your cheeks, not your legs… o

November 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this

ignore the stupid phone icon above, I was going for

“but[t]”

November 20th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate pontificated

You and Sir Elton alike apparently…

November 21st, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated

[SQUAAWWKKKKK]

$

November 21st, 2007

Ashley the Virgin stated

Some of the song’s are okay.. o ) Like o say… Alanis Morissette (y)

December 6th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

And Tiny Dancer, and Rocket Man…

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness uttered

That Christina Aguilera song “Fighter” is a good one for this list too.

March 10th, 2008

Sir Elton the Virgin pontificated

I got your rocket right here man…

March 10th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this

(l) Sir Elton the Virgin stated

Hmm, I doubt that…

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness penned this

Someone’s rocket anyway.

March 10th, 2008

allison the Virgin said this

I would say Since you been gone by kelly clarkson…Your gonna want me back by usher, let it burn by usher, bye bye - joe de messina.

September 15th, 2008

allison the Virgin pontificated

Ohh and I have to agree - uplifting songs… not sad ones!!

September 15th, 2008

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