Here I thought living in a “blue” state meant that you were surrounded by “intelligent and progressive” people… these laws seem to imply otherwise.
1. Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
2. It is illegal to molest butterflies.
3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
4. Women may not drive in a house coat.
5. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
6. No person may charge admission to a house party.
7. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
8. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (I actually liked this one..)
9. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
10. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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Christine’s Response to Christopher:
As you can tell from Christopher’s sardonic little quip before his list, he’s not a big fan of California. I, on the other hand, love California and find it much more progressive, diverse, and tolerant than where I grew up which is in the midwest. There are a million of these silly laws on the books in EVERY state… like in Arizona, it is illegal to hunt camels; in Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors; and in Tennessee, more than 8 women cannot live in the same house because igt would be considered a brothel (I guess they don’t have very large sororities there– boys, keep that in mind when you apply for college). So quite frankly, Christopher is just picking on California… and you know what… sunshine SHOULD be guaranteed to the masses.
Actually…
I think it illigal in almost every state for more then 8 girls to live in one house. I actually agree that sunshine should be guaranteed to the masses, and despite what Christine thinks I don’t find the people in California anymore tolerant then anywhere else, people are people.. they tend to be more politially corrent in public but when they are in the privacy of there own home, they say the same stupid shit they say in the mid-west. California is more diverse, we have lots of illigan’s and bums, highschool dropouts, traffic, and crime.. but on the other hand we also have lots of rich people, sunshine, banging girls, good surfing / skiing.. so it’s not all bad in la la land.
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In Kentucky, it’s illegal to raise a chicken in a bottle. I wonder who tried that one out??
As long as it wasn’t Coca-Cola.
this is really stupid and idiotic
But every word of it is true.. sucks huh.
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