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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Lei the Mercenary remarked
i just find this one so amusing and yeah, sooo true. i must agree, women do not usually forget the fucked up things that their men did even if they’re forgiven. in my case, i hate it when im reminded of some fucked up thing my man has done coz it’s not easy having to deal with it especially if it had affected our relationship. no matter how i try to forget about it, chances are, something would make me remember it and would upset me big time. as a result, i always blame it on him coz it’s all his fault anyway. well, he should deal with it, and do his best not to repeat it or do something similar if he really cares about my feelings and values our relationship. the thing is if he has done some awful thing that hurt my feelings, the burden is now on him to make it up to me, i.e. don’t do it again and do his best to make me forget about it and move on.
as for number 1… well, if he says or shows that he loves me, and that he’s sincere about it, then i believe him and i wouldnt forget that coz like what i just said, women dont forget (lol) but it would be so nice and sweet that he reassures me of his love every now and then with his words because it is important to me to be reminded that he still does love me. and yes, women do appreciate little sweet things and suprises that men do for us; we just love to brag about it to other women 
number 9 is funny, and i could relate to it, haha… oh well, i could relate to everything that’s written here. great post, christine. keep it up! 
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Thanks, Meg!
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
Meg,
She really isn’t that funny.. don’t encourage her.
10 Things… a reply.
Christine posted an amusing, something (not sure it was a rant), about 10 things a man should know about women. Seeing as it seems Chris was too scared to post a reply, I thought I’d grab the mantle, and do it myself.
10. Men enjoy farting and burp…
Christopher the Pyro stated
Matt,
Ahh, how did I possibly not post a response.. I guessed I just thought most guys were like me and really didn’t give a shit about what their wants to hear or not hear about… I mean most women realize they are an expendable commodity and if they don’t at least pretend to be happy they can be replaced? and don’t let Christine bull shit you, she loves watching me play x-box for hours.
10. She does not care about the play-by-play details of your multiplayer battles on Halo 2.
Her loss, your just trying to share a part of your life with her.
8. She does not need your advice on how you would have cooked dinner differently if you had actually gotten off your lazy ass to do it.
Maybe if she knew how to cook you wouldn’t have to fucking give her advice.
7. Yes, she has faked it at least once.
And this would bother me because?. ???
2. Cars run out of things like gas and oil.
Ya tell her to use the same charm that got her out of a ticket to get her some gas and oil.. Her car is not your issue.
1. If you don?t tell her, with words, that you love her, she?ll forget.
Then she is to damn dumb for you to date.. Throw her back and and catch another.
christine the Lioness quibbed this
Christopher is so sensitive, caring, compassionate and warm… a real catch. I’m just warning all you women out there who might want to steal him away from me, that he’s mine! All mine dammit!!! You can’t have him! Hello?… Hello? Anybody there??? Okay… well, if any of you ladies eventually do decide to make a play for him, just know you can’t have him… hmmmm… okay… well, I’ll just write it down on a piece of scratch paper in case anyone does come eventually… actually… nevermind. I’m not that worried.
Trouble the Pirate scribbled
#7 confuses me… Faked what?
You guys are funny (in a good way)…
Christine the Lioness pontificated
LOL… Trouble, if you’re asking, you must be of the male persuasion… I told you the boys are confused.
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
Trouble,
Either way, whatever she is faking it isn’t important women, women arn’t really important are here to serve us (meaning men) in all the ways we deserve… if they want to fake something.. why would I care.. or better yet why would it matter.
Trouble the Pirate scribbled
Yeah Christopher… I thought she was talking about faking the housework…
Christine the Lioness uttered
You guys just gave me an excellent idea… Tip for the ladies: faking can be beneficial in many more ways than I initially thought.
1. Fake washing his clothes and just fold up the dirty ones and put them back in his drawer.
2. Fake sending in the check for his car registration, and when he gets pulled over for expired plates, fake that it was the DMV’s fault.
3. Fake making him lunch and put an empty tupperware container in a bag when he heads off to work. He won’t realize it until he’s really hungry… LOL (I love that one)
4. Fake that you didn’t use his credit card to buy yourself that leather jacket at Saks. Let him report the card stolen and see what happens…
5. Fake taking the phone message from his friend when he calls and wants to plan poker night.
6. Buy him a “fake” magazine subscription as a gift (buy one issue and stuff it in your own mailbox, then pretend it actually came in the mail).
7. Fake cry at least once every two days over something he did (or didn’t do– it doesn’t really matter). Crying drives men nuts and they can’t tell the fake from the real.
This is great… I’m sure I can come up with some more…
Lei the Mercenary commented
Christine, I think you should see this:
At the age of 30, having been married for five years, I?m inclined to think that I am a more forgiving person than I had given myself credit for. I don?t bat an eyelid (nor make even a small noise) when wet towels are left to dry on the bed, muddy shoes are left lying within a 200-feet radius of the shoe rack, kisses are delivered by a mouth reeking of whisky and fags, clothes make an attractive pattern on the floor, dirty dishes multiply magically in the sink, my behaviour at a party with His friends is criticised from every possible angle, my mother is criticised for putting ?rebellious? ideas into my head, He turns over on his side when the baby wakes up at night, my career is dismissed as going nowhere because the bonus isn?t large enough?I?m just so grateful He has allowed me to be a part of His life and thinks well enough of me to let me clean up after Him. I have never even DARED to ask Him for a show of affection, and have always treated His friends like paragons. I?d love to chat with Christine sometime and show her the Way.
Comment by Yajnaseni ? 27/7/2005 @ 9:14 am
that’s taken from matt’s debates (http://www.matt-thornton.net/blog/archives/10-things-a-reply/trackback/)
Christine the Lioness stated
Jesus Christ… let me buy you a ticket back to Stepford. I’m not sure what “Way” you’re talking about, but I pity the woman who feels that it’s acceptable to be criticized by her husband for being herself, puts up with criticism of her mother who probably has her best interests at heart, who is just expected to wait on a drunk hand and foot and isn’t supported in her career. How sad. This woman deserves a man who will support her, be her teammate, and have her back. This woman isn’t forgiving… this woman has no self-esteem and has been brainwashed into thinking that that behavior from a man is not only acceptable, but that she doesn’t deserve more. He “lets you clean up after him?” A wife is, and should be a life partner, not a slave. But, I get the sense you deserve exactly what you’re getting…
Trouble the Pirate added
Now, now Christine… Even I got the characteristically female sarcasm in THAT one… Besides he probably makes her go ‘Ooooooo-ooo-oooo!’ in bed, so it’s worth it to her.
BTW… Hilarious ‘fake’ list…
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Trouble, Trouble… normally I would make so much fun of that, but I get the sense that this chick Yajnanansanninan or whatever is for real… or a DAMN good hoax. If it’s real, then I have to be serious for a moment and say that I learned a long time ago that people will treat you the way you feel you deserve to be treated. Yajimani seemed a little bitter about all the ways hubbie has wronged her and yet she somehow excuses it in the same breath. Hmmm… you know what… on second thought… there’s no way this chick’s for real. Gotta be a hoax.
jin the Virgin up'n wrote this
HA! the poop thing is so true. My boy took a picture of a huge loaf he pinched off on his picture phone and he would take it out all the time to show me and then he would look at it and shake his head like he is amazed and proud at the same time and then show it to me again. blagh
Christine the Lioness remarked
LOL, Jin! Is your son’s name Christoher???
kyle the Groupie chimed in with
what she doesnt want to hear about how i just killed “thepants300″ for the fith time in a row which gives me a killtacular award???? this is news to me!
Why Can’t Women Check Their Car Oil Themselves
Joshua the Virgin chimed in with
Send Me An Email on my comment, my Email address is joshjohnson72@bellsouth.net
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Joshua, what comment?
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
here’s a comment for you ,women: if you truly like to fake it so often why not just get a vibrator and give blow jobs all day if i found out today that every woman i know was faking it i would be the happiest man on earth because 1 i fooled them into believing that i ever gave a shit, and 2 that they felt the need to fuel my already oversized ego it doesn’t matter if you fake it or not were still going to fuck all of your friends when you leave to visit your family: /
Keith the Director said this
The way I look at..woman can fake all they want. In the end I got what i wanted…if she didn’t, She didn’t earn it or deserve it!
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Here is an important question to ask yourself guys…
How do you know if a woman came or not..?
Who Cares.
Christine the Lioness asserted
Wow… you guys are really into yourselves. Little hint… make a woman come, and she’ll let you fuck her a second time. Then you won’t have to put quite so much work into trying to rope in trollops off the internet. Sex is SO MUCH BETTER for both people (or in Eric’s case… all six or seven) when everyone cares more about whether the OTHER person is getting off.
Your comments remind me a little of the 7-year-old boy who misses the basket in gym class and then spends the rest of the day telling everyone how much he didn’t try to get a basket and didn’t care that he missed. The funny part is… there are enough boys who CAN make a basket… and they’re the ones who will make the team… you guys can watch from the stands.
eric the Lil' Devil asserted
listen here because i’ve done a good deal of research into this subject i took a poll and asked every male in the world what is better than pussy? most popular answer you ask? new pussy , see ladies it’s a case of burlaps disease, it comes from fucking the same old bag
Keith the Director pontificated
Actually christine I don’t need to worry about whether or not a girl will cum, b/c it’s pretty much guarenteed! It’s not too hard to make a woman cum if you know what you are doing, oh and FYI I’m a “STARTER” not a fan watchig from the sidelines or riding the pine! /
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
You forgot to mention you were confident too… I’m sure it just slipped your mind. LOL!
Keith the Director added
Damn I’m Sorry! Yes I’m very confident, often easily confused for cocky and conceided! though yes I’m confident thank you for noticing the difernce christine. You are a true woman among girls!
Christine the Lioness remarked
I think you and Christopher were cut from the same cloth. He’s very “confident” too… not to be confused with like you said, cocky, conceited, or even being a complete a-hole sometimes.
Keith the Director remarked
Most likely! The “confidence” factor must be in the genes or the blood!
Tasha the Virgin mentioned
Another few things guys need to know are..
1. When we SAY nothing is wrong. 85% of the time.. something IS wrong.
2. you SHOULD care when we fake it bc that mean that your abilities arent up to par.
just had to add.
Tasha
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Hehe. Thanks, Tasha.
I completely agree with #2. Although there are a few times when he could be doing everything right and it’s just hard to get into it because your stress level is too high or whatnot. In my opinion, it’s best to be with a guy who will understand that if you tell him it’s not going to happen, he realizes it’s not him, and he’s cool with it. That way you never have to fake… but that only really works with guys who make you orgasm all the time and are good at what they do.
As far as #1 goes, I used to be this way, but I’ve made a huge effort to be honest and when he asks, to tell him that something IS wrong if it really is. And only tell him nothing is wrong when there really isn’t anything wrong. This was at Christopher’s request, and honestly, it wasn’t easy. I think we (girls) are so conditioned to just say “nothing’s wrong” even when it is, it becomes our first response and we’re just setting ourselves up for disappointment when he doesn’t guess what really is wrong without us telling him– compounding our pissy-ness. So… I’ve tried to stop doing that. In return, Christopher now takes me (and whatever my issue is) more seriously when I tell him something really is wrong and I have to say, it’s been good for our relationship.
Christopher the Pyro thought this
I agree it is some much easier to deal / fix issues when they are clearly articulated by the person who is having the issue. Sometimes she will say.. I don’t want to talk about it.. and I’ll force her Sometimes she wants me to guess.. but generally.. she just tells me now and I think that is a really good thing.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
His methods of “forcing me” suck so telling him is just better for everyone.
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
It involves sucking…. oh it sucks.. ya for u it sucks.
Strikepv the Virgin up'n wrote this
JW, but is there anything on this site that actually shows the good side of guys?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Not in Christine’s posts… and CERTAINLY not from Trouble and me!
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
I blame Christopher for that. I TRY to find the good side of guys all the time but it just elicits another response from Christopher showing me that my hopes are way too high…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Hmm, my giant winking emoticon didn’t work as planned — oddly, just the opposite happened!
Strikepv the Virgin said this
maybe in the future christine you’ll notice something nice about us guys (it doesn’t have to be from chris though)
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Hey Strikepv,
She thinks I kick ass… and don’t let her kid you she doesn’t like nice guys.
Christine the Lioness added
Are you kidding me???
I LOVE men… I love their shoulders, and their hands, and their arms, and their voices, and the five o’clock shadows they get… and their super little butts, and I haven’t even gotten to the really good parts yet.
I very much prefer the company of men. That’s the truth… and I had that opinion LONG before I met Christopher.
Strikepv the Virgin commented
Lol I wasn’t asking if you like men. I was asking if you know any good qualities of men instead of just complaining about them.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
She LOVES the fact that Christopher doesn’t tip!
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