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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christopher the Pyro mentioned
1. Everything on this list has happened.. in fact Christine has developed a way of doing multiple items on this list each time we fight. Does anybody now question why I occassionaly hit her?
Lei the Mercenary thought this
i must agree, most of the things on this list worked to my advantage. and it really cracked me up reading this and relating to most of it 
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fuzzit the Groupie got all philosophical
counseling can really help a relationship
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
But it can probably not help a truely deeply disturbed woman.
fuzzit the Groupie commented
i am also a truely deeply disturbed woman and it can still help
fuzzit the Groupie chimed in with
Christine, I do like how you end your post…
how you always see the glass half full
Haddock the Virgin commented
The glass is half full…..but full of what!
But seriously you nailed some common arguement tatics there!
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Oh.. she is an expert.. I assure you.
Trouble the Pirate added
One of my ex’s used to use several of these tactics, and for the most part I would get really angry… But my prison counsellor helped me get in touch with my feelings about her… Now that I’m paroled, I’ve come to terms with how she treated me… And why she had to die… I do miss her sometimes though…
Christine the Lioness stated
LOL!
Christopher the Pyro thought this
Trouble.. I completely feel ya man.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Christopher misses me when we’re not together too… 
Christopher the Pyro said this
I’m torn, between my dick missing her and my ears enjoying the vacation.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
So is it your dick that calls me and likes to talk for hours on the phone?
Christopher the Pyro penned this
No but that behavior is certainly encouraged by my dick.
ManlyGeek the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
Wow, I am REALLY glad that I am not YOUR boyfriend. Get a life and quit whining about everything. Life is tough and maybe you have to give more than you get before you see a good result.
j the Virgin penned this
Yeah, how dare you laugh at yourself. 
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Yeah… laughing at yourself and poking fun, and taking things in a light hearted way are bad, bad, bad… right, ManlyGeek? God forbid anyone should have a sense of humor. Funny thing is… you’re the only one who isn’t getting the joke…
Trouble the Pirate mentioned
I’m just glad i’m not YOUR boyfriend ’cause’a yer mad skilz wid a steak knife…
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Oh brother… apparently you haven’t figured Christopher out yet. He made up the steak knife story. Please don’t tell me you actually believe what he posts about.
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Trouble.. she is just trying to discredit me.. don’t make me post the images of my shreaded shoulder.
Christine the Lioness remarked
Actually, Christopher… I would LOVE to see those photos… please show us.
Christine the Lioness added
I am still waiting for those photos…
steve the Virgin spake, and sayeth
I just read the list out to my wife and you started a fight. Thanks!
kyle the Groupie thought this
WOW! now i know why she stabbed me i figured she just was a tad bit annoyed by the word “wench” well now i`m armless and am typing with my nose…… i think i should`ve learned the first time (don`t scream: “stupid wench!” after you were just stabbed that calls for bigger things to be used (ie chainsaw!). I geuss it worked though everytime i think about saying wench i just think about how sore my nose is from typing….
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Kyle, you are a bit on the strange side… I’m guessing I’m not the first one to tell you that.
kyle the Groupie got all philosophical
wow, yea you arent….. *wonders why*
Christine the Lioness commented
Katie the Mercenary spake, and sayeth
Love this post… Christine I have used these all at one time or another lol… I love that your putting it out there. And proving to me that Im not the only one
poo the Virgin spake, and sayeth
bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get advice! You’re totally stupid when it comes to a good relationship……
If you have a good man in your life like I do, you both can work things out by talking and listening to one another. Your advice causes “more unnecessary” problems for you both. If you can’t get along, then go your own seperate ways. Love is better than arguing and fighting over “Petty” things.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Congrats on having a good man in your life, Anon… I hope that you indeed hang on to a guy like that and he doesn’t at some point, decide to leave you for a girl with a sense of humor.
katie the Mercenary stated
touche christine… a sense of humor is most definitely needed for any relationship If you cant laugh at yourself..then what fun will life be ya know!?!
lmao the Virgin mentioned
This sounds like my mom with her boyfriend. Crazy..! haha but it’s hilarious..I’m definately prepared when it comes time to argue!
Keith the Director scribbled
Let me just say that after reading this…if you haven’t already please read when it’s acceptable to hit a woman! Here is the the answer to that question justified 5x over. please allow me to especially refer to number 6 on christine’s list, b/c most defintely if someone male or female threatens or goes as far to stab me with that knife please believe they are getting hit!
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
What if they make up a lie about being stabbed by you… is it okay to hit them then? Thoughts anyone???
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
so you’re saying if the guy is lying about being stabbed then is it ok to hit you? The answer is no. you can’t lie about something like that without proof..blood, wound
( Please please don’t do this.. I don’t want not read about you in the newspaper.
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Thanks, Laura… I know those ten things are effective because at some point I needed to use every single one of them to train Christopher. He’s much more careful now about “pushing my buttons.”
eric the Lil' Devil scribbled
after she does these things 2 you try this,wait three days for the anger 2 settle, then try and insert a finger with ben gay on it, second ass fuck your side piece then receive oral no post wash third and final option is the low key one, rodeo fuck, what is it you ask? well hit her doggie style and bend up and whisper in her ear that her sister or bestfriend were better and try to hang on inserted for 8 seconds’ ok i said it was low key not easy
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Christine didn’t like it at all when I told her that her sister was better then her..
eric the Lil' Devil got all philosophical
well i can’t say anything about christine but her sister blew me so well that i had to go to the hospital to get the sheets removed from my ass
Keith the Director said this
shit eric!!!Just the sheets removed from your ass you got off lucky bro..she did me so well i had to remodel my entire bedroom…i’m talking ripping up carpet and redoing the wallpaper! God was she good! 
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Hey Guys…
We ended up deleting a few comments on this post. We suspect that there was an underage girl chiming in. In an effort to discourage her (and other) kids from continuing to visit a site that is intended for adults only and one they have no fucking business being on (thanks to their lazy, fat-ass parents who are too caught up in their own pathetic lives to have time to actually monitor what their children are doing on the internet), we’ve deleted her comments as well as other peoples’ comments that responded to her about her asanine situation with a boyfriend that runs away from her says she has cooties. Anyway, I apologize to everyone whose comments we deleted (Eric, Keith, and My Crazy View). After discussing it, Christopher and I felt this was the best way to nip this shit in the bud and keep this site what it was intended to be– a fun, thought-provoking battle of the sexes site for people who graduated beyond that stage of life where you first learn what a wet dream is. Thanks for understanding. You guys rock!
eric the Lil' Devil asserted
wow, hope it works
Fiffi the Groupie scribbled
Well, hahaha im still 18 and me name is still fiffi, so
yall cant do anything bout it
Christopher the Pyro commented
Just so everybody knows. I completly support Christine’s comment, we discussed this over dinner and it was a concensus decision.
Fiffi the Groupie hunt n' pecked this
twinkle twinkl little star
how i wonder what u r
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sy
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
Keith the Director up'n wrote this
I agree with your decisions on how to admin your site…it makes sense and was a just move! Good Job. And fiffi what the hell are you wasting time posting childrens rhymes for. If you are 18 please act like it and write meaningful comments please. I know todays education is substandard compared to when we all went to school, but I’m sure you can formulate complete sentences etc.
Fiffi the Groupie added
srry yal were just ignoring me and
by getting attention i act
retarted.
Keith the Director scribbled
hey fiffi spells as good as haas and chris!
Cass the Virgin penned this
I think you should do a section on “How to get your boyfriend to dump you”. I want to move onto more different kinds of guys but the guy I have is so attatched to me. He’s all the time clingy and i don’t know how to break up with him without him doing drugs and shit like that.
Christine the Lioness uttered
You want him to dump you??? Stop giving head. It’s that easy…
Ahh. Sorry… I’ll be serious now… Cass wants to move on to more different kinds of guys… she’s apparently not that into the cling-on that she has now. And one that will do drugs if she breaks up… first off… if he does drugs because you break up with him, it’s not your problem. He’s a big boy and if he can’t make decisions that are good for himself then he needs to learn how to… and it’s not your responsibility to teach him that. Kinda sounds like you’re allowing him to be co-dependent. That’s not doing him any favors and its obviously not what you want either. My advice is to just be honest about why you want to move on and let him deal with it however he decides to. For someone who does drugs or has a drinking problem, pretty much anything is an excuse to get loaded. If its not you breaking up with him, it’ll be some other reason. You can’t stop it, so don’t even try.
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
Cass.. I agree with Christine any guy who turns to drugs because of breakup needs punched in the head.. (hopefully he turns to things like fresh pussy). What he does after you break up.. not your problem.
Keith the Director got all philosophical
Why do I feel I have to once again bring the question of age up here? This sounds like a very adolescent approach to dealing with breaking up in a relationship. “Rational” thinking adults don’t quite go down that road b/c of a breakup. It takes a lil’ more tramatic experience. I mean with all the people out in the world, breaking up with one person should not lead any “sane” adult to life threating behaviors. However I do agree with both christine and chris, and whatever transpires after you have dumped his is not of your concern. Dump him “honestly” and move on…for your health!
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Honestly… I don’t know that self-destructive behavior is necessarily linked with age. There are lots of adults that abuse drugs and alcohol or kill themselves. And there are a lot of young people (who aren’t particularly more mature than others) who don’t fall completely apart when someone breaks up with them. It does come down more to being rational or not… but either way, its a moot point and people who are catered to because the other person fears they’ll do something crazy if they leave, are in a vicious cycle. They’ll never have a healthy relationship until they, themselves, are healthy enough to be in one. And in a healthy relationship, no one falls off the wagon because the other person left.
Keith the Director remarked
true and i do see yor points christine, but I work with kids..and I do see this as more adolescant,mid-teens kind of shit than a mature adult’s way of dealing with a breakup. Just an observation from my line of work for the past few years. however i do see how some adults can revert to adolescant behavior and do dumb shit so I guess it is just a moot point.
Christine the Lioness commented
I’m glad you brought that up, Keith. I actually have a theory on this. I think that the way high school is structured (in that everything about your life– academic success, social life, dating, etc.) is so small and not diverse, that when something happens there– like a break up– it feels to the kid like his whole world is collapsing. And in a way it is… at least more than an adult. If an adult has a break up, it may be difficult, but they still have their friends, their work, their gym partner, their softball league. Those things aren’t all connected, so there is a way for them to get away from the constant reminder and pain of a break up. For kids in high school… it affects every part of your life because your entire life is wrapped up in one institution that you cannot get away from. That’s why I think teens deal with this on a much more dramatic level than most adults.
Fiffi the Groupie uttered
me bored kool.
i like cheese yo!
Georgia Bulldawgs,
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!
eric the Lil' Devil remarked
ok stupid, as someone who knows many people who have been to jail, do you know what a fifi is? no , didn’t think so it is a home made pocket vagina you fucking dunce! go back to reading teen sluts and fall back on something sharp
Fiffi the Groupie uttered
my name aint FIFI
its FIFFI
Its has 2 f’s!!!!!!!
Keith the Director added
same difference…the word is what it is! Anyway fiffi i thought I told yo not to comment on anything unless it was going to be inteligent and on topic! No one gives a shit about whether or not you like cheese, and Georgia Sucks…they fucking lost to WVU at home in their own bowl game!
Fiffi the Groupie stated
omg!! u suck fuckin eggs bitch!!!
Yeah Atlanta Falcons suck,
but mabey you suck and wherever you live sucks
and your momma sucks too!
Keith the Director remarked
ok fiffi you are living up to your name now. But i do agree with you the falcons do suck b/c they have a worthless qb at the helm. You can take the rest of your grade school insults and save them for you and your gay friends at school they don’t work on me.
Mom jokes went out with the late 80’s. I went to college at The Pennsylvania State University who finished 3rd overall this year, and who would destroy the bulldogs any day of the week! Who won the 1982 sugar bowl b/w PSU and GA for the national title? Oh yeah it was PSU…as far as the nfl I live in Pittsburgh bitch! Who just won the super bowl? I’ve been to ATL and Pittsburgh is better than ATL and buckhead any weekend. But you wouldn’t know anything about a real nightlife since you can’t party with the grown ups!
Stick to your pre-teen adolescant games and wanna be parties if you even know how to party. I said it before I’ll say it again come strong or don’t come at all…keep your childish shit comments to yourself and quit wasting our time. If you can’t form intelectual thoughts and formulate sentences go play where’s waldo on http://www.nickjr.com l-)
Christine 2 the Mercenary spake, and sayeth
I think you’re giving him/her exactly what they want. Just ignore stupid shit like that..whoever it is, their attention span probably isn’t long enough to stick around if they aren’t getting attention. I didn’t see any reason for you to defend where you live or your school, etc. because why argue with someone who says “you suck fuckin eggs bitch”? That’s ridiculous. And as an intelligent being, I’d just like to interject that Georgia DOESN’T suck. Fiffi or whatever the fuck it wants to be called probably doesn’t know shit about GA, because you have to have at least higher than a 1200 on the SAT, and I doubt they’re out of the 6th grade. I don’t know shit about Penn State, but I do know that UGA kicks ass…and besides football, it’s an awesome school. The falcons have always sucked. People in Atlanta don’t even attend those games unless they are winning, which is rare.
Christine 2 the Mercenary asserted
Oh yea….so I looked up Penn’s records…and they’ve only played GA once ever. Sure they won, but they’ve also lost to Georgia Tech 3 times, won 4 times. As much as I hate to break this to ya’ll…GA Tech is really bad. Really. Until recently at least.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
I have to agree, Georgia is a pretty badass place to live. I would settle in Savanahh in a second!
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Christopher also believes that he is Rhett Butler.
Keith the Director quibbed this
It wasn’t really defending as much as rubbing it in….Actually truth be told I don’t mind georgia too much it isn’t taht bad, and I do have a few friends from there! I wouldn’t live there though! If I’m going south it’s either to South Carolina or Florida.
Christine the Lioness commented
I’ve been to Atlanta and all I remember about it was that it was fucking hot there! I do think it would be fun to go all the way to Georgia at some point for no other reason than just to eat a peach. That would be seriously cool.
Keith the Director quibbed this
Oh i could find something better to eat in GA than just a peach but those authentic peaches are delicious!
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Dirty, dirty Keith.
Keith the Director stated
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Preethi the Virgin thought this
Point No.1 is the most hilarious. I can imagine doing the rest of them, but that one will require exceptional acting skills )
Fiffi the Groupie pontificated
But really, Georgia is know for its football,
Rappers, and the peaches. but who
gives a damn bout them peaches!
wat i meant by my real name being fiffi is
thats my nickname my real name is too hard to pronounce.
its acytually fadanie.
ya its really weird so for a nickname is fiffi!
Keith the Director scribbled
Thanx for clearing that up! Eric will be quite pleased to know that. Also I think if Georgia was better known for it’s football in the past b/c they aren’t doing sohot as of late…you relied to heavily on shockley to carry the load and as soon as he went down your team folded and ruined a perfect season losing to Alabama of all teams! Ouch! But I will give GA some respect tey aren’t that bad, I’m just saying they are exactly like the ATL Falcons One dimensional. you shut down the qb you win the game! Sorry if yo don’t agree, but if you don’t agree you don’t know football!
Christine the Lioness remarked
Preethi… welcome to the site. Loved your blog by the way! We don’t tackle issues quite as seriously or truthfully as you do though… I’m sure you’ve already noticed that. But I am interested in knowing something… maybe Haas or aJ could explain it to me too… what is this holiday where you guys paint each other and why do you do it? I saw the pic on your site and I was just curious.
Fiffi the Groupie penned this
Keith, i do agree with you
but im eatin a paech
w/e i love the bulldawgs
Keith the Director thought this
fiffi much respect..youneed to stick by your squad(s) through thick and thin. I was a yankee fan my entire life, and they fucking sucked for all of mychildhood, and most of my teen years…the steelers were always good enough to be in contention of the playoffs except for a couple years, and the penguins well…they had 3 great seasons in a row. As for PSU well we know what happened there
Fiffi the Groupie stated
ummmm wat do u mean?
eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth
wtf?
Keith the Director remarked
it’s self explanatory..didn’t you read and comprehend what I just said? #-o re-read it!
Jen the Groupie penned this
just surfed on here and thought the argument tactics were quality. read the responses and i have to ask - is English not fiffi’s first language? and if it is her first language - buy a dictionary! and a brain!
Fiffi the Groupie remarked
well, for your information
my parents arent english!!!!!!!
im english cuz i dont know russian.
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
hey jen and welcome..you must be new here..Thanx for the kind words, and if it’s anything we can do here is argue properly, effective, and accurately
Christine the Lioness remarked
Jen… I think Keith wants to date you… I’m waiting for him to ask if he can buy you an “online” drink… :-j
Keith the Director commented
Jen is a Belvedere or Grey Goose and Cranberry good enough or are you a Martini Shaken not stirred Bond girl? Actually Christine….I was giving her advanced warning…forewarned is forearmed! Unless she is hot,are you hot Jen, cause then….
Christine the Lioness asserted
Watch out for these Pennsylvania boys…
Keith the Director mentioned
Thats right “WE” Got Game! Just give me the ball, puck etc. and i’ll get the shit done…. ^ ^
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
=)) That reminds me of a quote, Keith… namely this one:
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” - Bertrand Russell
Keith the Director penned this
who won that raquetball game last night? oooohhhhhhhh noooooooo! j/k all is fair right? I know you are laughing on the inside right now, even though you feel that little fire buring inside you to cuss me out right now…I feel it coming..let the competitive edge out…I know it’s in you which is something I give you respect for. Most woman I know don’t have it…it’s actually quite appealing
Fiffi the Groupie up'n wrote this
ummm ok.
well, i wonder wat wouls happen
if 911 didnt happen…..
Christopher the Pyro stated
Have I ever mentioned how often she practices the things on this list?
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Have I mentioned how much sexier Christopher looks with a little gray hair…? 
eric the Lil' Devil stated
gee, i wonder who gave him that grey hair?:-@ just kiddin baby
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
She proudly admits that she is the cause of the gray hair dude.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
I am??? )
Gianna the Virgin scribbled
omg your so right about everything but what do you do when your pissed off because you and your boyfriend were suppsoed to talk and u got into a arugment and he hung up on you and then he goes out with his friend how do you get even then ? please email me asap at liddleoneox143@aol.com thankss
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
Gianna,
This works for both sexes.. don’t do anything. If you act like you don’t care… and it is irrelevant what his / her behavior is it will probably work out great for you.
J.P. the Virgin up'n wrote this
LOL. I’ve done most of them! )
Rafael the Virgin up'n wrote this
ok, so these are the arguments that women use, where are the ones that men us? Christopher, you better start typing. lol
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