10 Thoughts To Take With You Today

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

  1. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  2. A day without sunshine is, like, night.
  3. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  4. Remember half the people you know are below average.
  5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  7. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  9. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  10. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this

4. Remember half the people you know are below average.

In my case, 98% (statistically-speaking) have lower IQ’s, but you must remember that each of us is individually unique and special in the eyes of the Lord

(the same Lord who inspired someone to create “short buses” ) )

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent added

Sorry, for those of you not familiar with the “98%” remark , I’m referring to Mensa…

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

Wow — only 2 more comments and I will…

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth

pass Ben on the list!!

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth

Your now officially our most notorious multi-commenter… Sorry Keith…

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

I think your parents didn’t you enough attention when you were young PJ. )

April 19th, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

Those are all very true statements… although I’d heard that actually… 53 percent of all statistics were made up on the spot… so that’s even worse… -)

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro penned this

You did get the joke.. about that one right Christine… (please don’t tell me it went over your head….)

April 19th, 2007

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

I was sort of making a joke back, babe… the 53 was just as made up as the 42.7…
*sigh*

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro commented

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Excellent.. you impress me with your intellect continuously. )

April 19th, 2007

Christine the Lioness asserted

Then why do you still worry that the jokes are going over my head? s

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth

Hmmm…

It might have a lot to do with how on any given day 90% of the things I say is misinterpreted by u.. ) I know I’m just not that clear.. I mutter.. and write with bad grammar… ect ect.

April 19th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker commented

Honk if you think I’m Jesus.

April 19th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker scribbled

This was an actual bumper sticker.

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this

Must…

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this

pass Keith’s…

April 19th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted

comment total! Whew — only 501 to go!!

(y)

April 19th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master mentioned

Excellent post Christopher! Most are almost true. Except that with me (and as PJ said with him) it’s more than 50% of the rest of the people.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I like this best. This is kinda true..

April 19th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master thought this

And ProphetJoe

April 19th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master remarked

You comment

April 19th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master quibbed this

with too much

April 19th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master mentioned

fragmentation P

April 19th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this

ProphetJoe is apparently extremely competitive…

April 19th, 2007

Christine the Lioness pontificated

Ha! You know… we added that top commenter list on the menu to inspire people to want to post more so their name could be up on every page for the world to see… However, we had no idea just how inspiring that would be for some people…

We used to poke fun at Christopher’s cousin Keith for doing that same thing… but now Keith doesn’t comment anymore. I know how to get him to come back though… one of us needs to write a post about how hockey sucks and he will magically re-appear to defend it. -)

April 19th, 2007

Haas the Addict mentioned

Ok Prophet Joe and AJ cut it out! It was funny for a while but its old now (n)

April 19th, 2007

Haas the Addict scribbled

And remember you are unique… just like everybody else P

April 19th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth

It’s the quality not quantity.. I’m mean just look at Christine and I.. she talks (comments) so much.. it’s just white noise…then again.. maybe that is just me naturally turning her out.. hard to say.

April 20th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master commented

Haas. You are just jealous.. I can understand though. Not everyone is as naturally gifted as some of us!

April 20th, 2007

rgfzgbjcyg the Virgin thought this

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