10 Thoughts To Take With You Today
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- A day without sunshine is, like, night.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Remember half the people you know are below average.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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4. Remember half the people you know are below average.
In my case, 98% (statistically-speaking) have lower IQ’s, but you must remember that each of us is individually unique and special in the eyes of the Lord
(the same Lord who inspired someone to create “short buses”
)
Sorry, for those of you not familiar with the “98%” remark , I’m referring to Mensa…
Wow — only 2 more comments and I will…
pass Ben on the list!!
Your now officially our most notorious multi-commenter… Sorry Keith…
I think your parents didn’t you enough attention when you were young PJ.
Those are all very true statements… although I’d heard that actually… 53 percent of all statistics were made up on the spot… so that’s even worse…
You did get the joke.. about that one right Christine… (please don’t tell me it went over your head….)
I was sort of making a joke back, babe… the 53 was just as made up as the 42.7…
*sigh*
:s
Excellent.. you impress me with your intellect continuously.
Then why do you still worry that the jokes are going over my head? :s
Hmmm…
It might have a lot to do with how on any given day 90% of the things I say is misinterpreted by u..
I know I’m just not that clear.. I mutter.. and write with bad grammar… ect ect.
Honk if you think I’m Jesus.
This was an actual bumper sticker.
Must…
pass Keith’s…
comment total! Whew — only 501 to go!!
(y)
Excellent post Christopher! Most are almost true. Except that with me (and as PJ said with him) it’s more than 50% of the rest of the people.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I like this best. This is kinda true..
And ProphetJoe
You comment
with too much
fragmentation
ProphetJoe is apparently extremely competitive…
Ha! You know… we added that top commenter list on the menu to inspire people to want to post more so their name could be up on every page for the world to see… However, we had no idea just how inspiring that would be for some people…
We used to poke fun at Christopher’s cousin Keith for doing that same thing… but now Keith doesn’t comment anymore. I know how to get him to come back though… one of us needs to write a post about how hockey sucks and he will magically re-appear to defend it.
Ok Prophet Joe and AJ cut it out! It was funny for a while but its old now (n)
And remember you are unique… just like everybody else
It’s the quality not quantity.. I’m mean just look at Christine and I.. she talks (comments) so much.. it’s just white noise…then again.. maybe that is just me naturally turning her out.. hard to say.
Haas. You are just jealous.. I can understand though. Not everyone is as naturally gifted as some of us!
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