ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
4. Remember half the people you know are below average.
In my case, 98% (statistically-speaking) have lower IQ’s, but you must remember that each of us is individually unique and special in the eyes of the Lord
(the same Lord who inspired someone to create “short buses”
)
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
Sorry, for those of you not familiar with the “98%” remark , I’m referring to Mensa…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
Wow — only 2 more comments and I will…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
pass Ben on the list!!
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Your now officially our most notorious multi-commenter… Sorry Keith…
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
I think your parents didn’t you enough attention when you were young PJ. 
Christine the Lioness thought this
Those are all very true statements… although I’d heard that actually… 53 percent of all statistics were made up on the spot… so that’s even worse… 
Christopher the Pyro penned this
You did get the joke.. about that one right Christine… (please don’t tell me it went over your head….)
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
I was sort of making a joke back, babe… the 53 was just as made up as the 42.7…
*sigh*
Christopher the Pyro commented
Excellent.. you impress me with your intellect continuously. 
Christine the Lioness asserted
Then why do you still worry that the jokes are going over my head? 
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Hmmm…
It might have a lot to do with how on any given day 90% of the things I say is misinterpreted by u..
I know I’m just not that clear.. I mutter.. and write with bad grammar… ect ect.
Mara the Peacemaker commented
Honk if you think I’m Jesus.
Mara the Peacemaker scribbled
This was an actual bumper sticker.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Must…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
pass Keith’s…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
comment total! Whew — only 501 to go!!
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AJ the Zen Master mentioned
Excellent post Christopher! Most are almost true. Except that with me (and as PJ said with him) it’s more than 50% of the rest of the people.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I like this best. This is kinda true..
AJ the Zen Master thought this
And ProphetJoe
AJ the Zen Master remarked
You comment
AJ the Zen Master quibbed this
with too much
AJ the Zen Master mentioned
fragmentation 
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
ProphetJoe is apparently extremely competitive…
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Ha! You know… we added that top commenter list on the menu to inspire people to want to post more so their name could be up on every page for the world to see… However, we had no idea just how inspiring that would be for some people…
We used to poke fun at Christopher’s cousin Keith for doing that same thing… but now Keith doesn’t comment anymore. I know how to get him to come back though… one of us needs to write a post about how hockey sucks and he will magically re-appear to defend it. 
Haas the Addict mentioned
Ok Prophet Joe and AJ cut it out! It was funny for a while but its old now ![]()
Haas the Addict scribbled
And remember you are unique… just like everybody else 
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
It’s the quality not quantity.. I’m mean just look at Christine and I.. she talks (comments) so much.. it’s just white noise…then again.. maybe that is just me naturally turning her out.. hard to say.
AJ the Zen Master commented
Haas. You are just jealous.. I can understand though. Not everyone is as naturally gifted as some of us!
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