10 Ways to Celebrate President’s Day…

Posted on February 16th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Top Tens.

I came up with 10 very special ways to celebrate President’s Day…

1. Go hunting with the Vice President… just make sure you wear a bullet-proof vest.

2. Abuse some Iraqi prisoners and then suggest that you tear down the prison where it happened.

3. Go fishing.

4. Chop down a cherry tree… if you can’t find a cherry tree, pick an orange off of someone else’s tree.

5. Take a few months off work and go to your ranch in Texas to play golf.

6. Make a tall “Abe Lincoln” hat out of paper, then put it on and walk around a predominately black area of your city and tell the black people you see, “You’re free! You’re free!”

7. Authorize a wire tap, and then pretend you didn’t.

8. Purchase an oil company, run it into the ground, and then call your Dad and ask him to help you out.

9. Share a cigar with an over-weight intern.

10. Help an illegal Mexican across the border, and then celebrate by watching him make you fajitas and homemade tortillas while you sit back and drink a Corona.

6 comments.

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katie the Mercenary scribbled

Christine…so Im picking up on the vibe here that you dont like Pres bush lol

February 16th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this

You forgot about imaginary WMDs P

February 16th, 2006

Haas the Addict stated

Yep and not to mention doing a country wide search for one man and not find him (talk about hide and seek) ^ ) ^

February 17th, 2006

Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth

LOL! Happy President’s Day!!! -)

February 17th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary mentioned

HAHA! =)) I especially like no. 6. I just wanna add something here: I am in no way a democrat, but I don’t even like Bush. I think he needs some Hooked on Phonics, a dictionary, and corner to sit in for time out. Unfortunately, my political views fall into a spectrum that has a hard time even being heard about. Check out the Centrist Coalition. I think Bush and all of his speech writers should be put into a dunking cage so they can be put to some good use. Maybe donate the profits to charity? How about the National Literacy Program? Hmm….that’s a great idea! :-?

February 20th, 2006

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shut up!!

April 25th, 2007

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