Should I be a nice guy? – Yes… and No

Want to fuck girls that look like this? … ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words “He’s nice” you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that she’s not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy she’s talking about… not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women don’t use the word “Nice” to describe men that they’re FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the “usual nice guy routine”?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didn’t think so.

(Hint: In case you haven’t figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “nice guy” translate into “ICE-NAY UY-GAY” in Pig Latin.

From the way I talk, you might start to get the idea that I’m against being nice to women.
Quite the contrary. I think that it’s great to be nice to women. Just do it in a way that doesn’t make them think of you as a “nice guy.” Oh, that sounds interesting?

So the question is:
How can I be nice without making her see me as a super-wussy who would pay a hundred dollars just to have one quick dig through her dresser?

I know… so listen up:
Be cocky and funny, tease her, bust her balls some with your words, but be nice to her with your behavior.

Nice and simple. So here are a few examples:
1) Tell her that she walks slower than your mom, then open all doors for her.
2) Tell her that she’s too uptight and she needs to settle down because it’s annoying, then rub her shoulders.
3) Give her a hard time about her driving, then kiss her.

ALWAYS SEND MIXED MESSAGES.
Why would you want to send mixed messages? Because it’s interesting. Because if it’s done right, it’s attractive. Because attractive women are fascinated by it when it’s mixed with a cocky/funny personality. Attractive women are looking for something different.

In summary:
Be nice… but do it on your own terms. And mix nice behavior and confident / cocky even communication. This magical combination with keep her interest for as long as you’d like to have it.

10 California Laws – Home of the Liberals

Here I thought living in a “blue” state meant that you were surrounded by “intelligent and progressive” people… these laws seem to imply otherwise.
1. Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
2. It is illegal to molest butterflies.
3. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
4. Women may not drive in a house coat.
5. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
6. No person may charge admission to a house party.
7. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
8. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (I actually liked this one..)
9. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
10. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

HR 27: A Violation of Civil Rights

HR 27 also known as the ‘Job Training Improvement Act of 2005′ has created quite a stir among civil rights-advocates due to its inclusion of a nondiscrimination clause which, quite frankly, allows for discrimination.

What is HR 27?

HR 27 was introduced by Republican Representative Howard McKeon from California and was cosponsored by 14 other Republican Representatives.

‘The Job Training Improvement Act of 2005′ amends the ‘Workforce Investment Act of 1998′ which set up nondiscrimination requirements for all organizations receiving government funds.
Essentially, the Workforce Investment Act of 1998 required that all organizations (including religious-based schools, societies, and corporations) that receive government funds from federal tax dollars, cannot discriminate who they hire on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability, or political affiliation. For example, if you are a Jewish-based elementary school that receives federal tax dollars, you cannot decide to hire only Jewish teachers, administrators, and janitors, and still expect to receive federal aid. Federal aid comes from federal taxes collected from all Americans– not just Jewish ones– so it made sense that Americans would not financially support organizations that would intentionally exclude them on some level.

HR 27 makes an exception for religious organizations to discriminate who they employ in their job training programs if the candidates religious affiliation or religious beliefs do not coincide with those of the organization.

The exemption falls under Section 127 of HR 27.

The actual clause reads, "…no individual shall be excluded from participating in, denied the benefits of, subjected to discrimination under, or denied employment in administration of or in connection with any such program or activity because of race, color, rilition, sex (except as otherwise premitted under title IX of the Education Amdendments of 1972), national origin, age, disability, or political affiliation."
It then goes on to outline the following exception:

Exemptions for Religious Organizations– "Paragraph A shall not apply to a recipient of financial assistance under this title that is a religious corporation, association, educational institution, or society, with respect to the employment of individuals of a particular religion to perform work connected with the carrying on by such a corporation, association, educational institution, or society of its activities. Such recipients shall comply with other requirements contained in subparagraph A.

In plain English, this means that if HR 27 passes, the hypothetical Jewish elementary school I mentioned above, can decide to hire a Jewish first grade teacher with lesser qualifications, less experience, and fewer credentials over a more qualified Presbyterian teacher, and still receive government aid which comes from Jews and Presbyterians alike.

Some may argue that religious-based organizations have the right to hire whoever they want based on whatever criteria they set forth, and if one of the goals of that organization is to propagate the morals and values associated with that religion, they have every right to do so. I agree. But not with my money. Organizations that choose to discriminate who they employ on the basis of religious affiliation may do so, but they should collect private donations from others who share their beliefs and support their decision to practice "selective hiring."

How Does HR 27 Affect Us?

There are countless religious-based charities that receive federal funding from the government. Without this additional support, these charities– most of which provide essential community services that promote education, access to medicine for the poor, counseling, and other beneficial community services– would fold under financial distress. But don’t be mistaken. These non-profit organizations collectively employ hundreds of thousands of people, and as a whole, are a significant source of employment in this country.
For example, the YMCA (Young Men’s Christian Association) which began as an organization to promote Christianity and Christian principles to young men, is the largest non-profit organization in the U.S. with 2,500 branches serving more than 10,000 communities. The YMCA clearly states that it does not discriminate against anyone (membership, nor employment) on any basis (including those who are not Christian), but they have made that decision on their own accord and there are many other religious-based associations that would prefer to hire only same-faith workers if they could.

Another example. Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of Chicago received $135,468,000 from government contracts in 2004. $1,429,000 was spent on job training programs. I do not know exactly how many workers are employed in the the Catholic Charities’ job training programs, but we can assume with an operating budget of over a million dollars, that the organization employs several people. These people most likely range from administrators of the programs to actual teachers who assist out-of-work Americans in learning new skills that make them more viable candidates in the workforce. Under HR 27, Catholic Charities would have the choice to hire only Catholics (and only Catholics who believe in the same exact doctrines if they so desire) to provide these services. Now, does being Catholic make you better at teaching computer skills than someone who is not Catholic? I don’t think so. But under HR 27, discriminating against a non-Catholic would be acceptable, and in no way prevent the organization from receiving their federal grants.

So, this does affect all of us. It basically rolls back basic civil liberties and rights guaranteed to all Americans and allows faith-based organizations to play by a different set of rules than any other company, organization, or institution.

Does HR 27 Really Violate the Constitution?

Yes, it does. In the U.S. Constitutions’ Bill of Rights (First Amendment), it is stated, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

Now, this doesn’t exactly address a religious-based institution’s right to deny employment to workers of different faiths. So I did more research.

In 1947, the Supreme Court, whose job is to interpret the laws of the United States, ruled: "The ‘establishment of religion’ clause of the First Amendment means at least this: Neither a state nor the Federal Government can set up a church. Neither can pass laws which aid one religion, aid all religions, or prefer one religion over another. Neither can force nor influence a person to go to or to remain away from church against his will or force him to profess a belief or disbelief in any religion. No person can be punished for entertaining or professing religious beliefs or disbeliefs, for church attendance or non-attendance. No tax in any amount, large or small, can be levied to support any religious activities or institutions, whatever they may be called, or whatever from they may adopt to teach or practice religion. Neither a state nor the Federal Government can, openly or secretly, participate in the affairs of any religious organizations or groups and vice versa. In the words of Jefferson, the clause against establishment of religion by law was intended to erect ‘a wall of separation between Church and State’."
The key phrase is that the government cannot pass laws which aid all religions.
Plain and simple, this is exactly what HR 27 does, and it is in direct violation of First Amendment.

The Truth about Taxes

"Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men-the poorest-would pay nothing; The fifth would pay $1;
The sixth would pay $3; The seventh $7; The eighth $12; The ninth $18.
The tenth man-the richest-would pay $59.

That’s what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement-until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20." So now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six-the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share?" The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being *paid* to eat their meal. So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of his earlier $59.
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth. "But he got $7!" "Yeah, that’s right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!" "That’s true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Pretty simple and straight-forward if not logical.

10 Best Movies for a Girl to Masturbate To

vindiesel.jpg   10. Fast and Furious.
Why? Vin Diesel’s biceps are bigger than my thighs. In this movie, he plays Dominick, the gravelly-voiced leader of a street-racing crew. He breaks up fist fights, stands up for his friends, and walks around in a super-tight white t-shirt for absolutely no reason. The PG-rated sex scene between Vin and Michele Rodriguez in the garage is fodder for many nights worth of dreams.
 romancingstone.jpg  9. Romancing the Stone.
Michael Douglas, back when he still looked good, plays the rugged, edgy fortune-hunter, outwitting bad guys as he protects Kathleen Turner’s character– a true damsel in distress. Despite his natural tendencies to screw everyone over, he changes his evil ways just for her. Ahhhh… isn’t that what all women want?
 hrtc.jpg  8. High Road to China.
I know it’s slightly obscure and probably not even available on DVD. Tom Selleck plays a 1920s pilot hired to fly a rich heiress around the world, teaching her that she doesn’t know as much as her sheltered life has led her to believe. I don’t know about you, but I like identifying with a rich heiress.
 interview.jpg  7. Interview With a Vampire.
Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, and Brad Pitt all in the same movie. Need I say more?
 ihon.jpg  6. It Happened One Night.
Classic. Clark Gable plays a womanizing journalist who decides to take a wealthy heiress played by Claudette Colbert back to her father after she runs away. He’s dominating, tough, and doesn’t put up with her shit. And that’s why she falls in love with him.
 home fries.jpg  5. Home Fries.
Luke Wilson, Luke Wilson, Luke Wilson. He is the perfect boy next door. If I knew where he lived, I’d buy the house next to him.
 troy2.jpg  4. Troy.
Brad Pitt plays Achilles, the most respected warrior in ancient times. Tough, but benevolent. As he says to the captured Trojan virgin tied to his bed… "You needn’t fear me, girl. And you are the only Trojan who can say that." All I can say is damn, that chick has a good agent.
 good will hunting.jpg  3. Good Will Hunting.
Maybe I’m twisted, but the scene where Matt Damon’s character starts crying when he’s forced to face his abusive past made me want to do anything– and I mean anything– to ease that boy’s pain
 lostboys.jpg  2. Lost Boys.
Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Wirth, and Jason Patric play the sexiest vampires on the planet. Kiefer and Jason go head-to-head to gain the affections of Star, played by Jami Gertz. She’s a good girl who got mixed up with some very bad boys.
 fear.jpg  1. Fear.
You would not believe the mileage I’ve gotten out of this one. Two alpha males battling it out for control of teenaged Reese Witherspoon. The good guy is her super sexy father who’s determined to protect her from Mark Wahlberg’s obsessive infatuation. Sexy dad or hot boyfriend who made you orgasm on a roller coaster… these are tough decisions for a young girl.