Originally posted on March 14th, 2005

Unfortunately, our monkey of a president is giving our bing bangs a bad name… so I’d like to go on the record and explain just how dissimilar our bushes are from, well, the dick that’s leading our country…

1. My pussy does not try to force its right-wing religious beliefs off on other people, and disguise it as a “traditional family value.”

2. My pussy is not hated by nearly every other country in the world.

3. My pussy did not spend millions of the taxpayer’s money to fly military aircraft 30 miles and land on the USS Abraham Lincoln just for a photo opportunity.

4. My pussy was not convicted of drunk driving.

5. My pussy has never taken campaign contributions from key player in the Enron scandal Kenneth Lay (but it has been laid by a guy named Ken -) )

6. My pussy still sees the [...]

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10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend

Posted on February 15th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Top Tens.

  1. It’s Raining Men (The Weather Girls) “Hallelujah! It’s raining men!” See… there are plenty more assholes out there for you to choose from, girls.
  2. I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) “I should have changed those stupid locks…” Did it, done it, it wasn’t worth the price of admission
  3. You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette) “I’m here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away.” Don’t worry, he’ll realize how much he misses you, but it’ll be too late.
  4. Express Yourself (Madonna) “You’ll do much better, baby, on your own.”
  5. Leave (Get Out) (JoJo) “I can’t wait for you to be gone.” You tell him, girl.
  6. Don’t Tell Me (Avril Lavigne) “I’m better off alone anyway.” You’re so much better off without that

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