Monthly Archives: March 2005

What is Wrong With America?

Posted on March 31, 2005 by Christopher

Fuck Terri Schiavo we need to worry about real issues in this country, how about calling an emergency session of congress for something important like education? Don’t get me wrong I have my opinions about Terri Schiavo case and here they are. 1. Her parents love her very much and don’t want her to die, 2. Her husband is incosiderate of everybody but himself (mostly toward her family), personally I think he is scum. 3. It is not the United States Governments fucking issue. So that pretty much sums up that issue so lets move onto something that might actually affect peoples lives… Continue reading →

Posted in Current Events & Politics | 8 Comments

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet

Posted on March 30, 2005 by Christine

Let’s face it… they will never, ever learn to put the seat down… so if you don’t want your floor to look like a can of Mountain Dew exploded in your bathroom, remember these great tips on how to potty-train your man…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls… Continue reading →

Posted in Hilarious | 76 Comments

What Do They Really Mean?

Posted on March 25, 2005 by Christine
Sometimes men and women say stuff, but they actually mean something else. I’m going to give you the translation of these cryptic dialogues so you never have to wonder again what was really said…

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Posted in Hilarious, Sex and Relationships | 27 Comments

Daylight Savings Time – An Idea Straight from Satan???

Posted on March 25, 2005 by Christine

Okay, okay… there’s nothing controversial about Daylight Saving Time (unless you’re an ultra-orthodox Sephardic Jew or an insomniac). But I thought that this little tidbit was kind of interesting since very few people even know why we turn the clocks forward an hour… oh, who am I kidding? I figured a lot of people will be doing internet searches about when they’re supposed to change their clocks and an article about it might make them accidentally come to our site, and therefore increase our traffic… but now that you’re here, go ahead and check out some of the other stuff that’s actually pretty cool.

When do I have to change the clock and do I go forward or back?

Spring forward, fall back… that’s the mantra to remember. In short, you need to set your alarm clock for 2 a.m. on Sunday, April 3rd, drag your tired ass out of bed, re-set your clock for 3 a.m., and then go back to bed without being bitter that you not only had to get up at a time that no sane person would, and try to have a good attitude about losing an hour of rest. :-) Continue reading →

Posted in Pissed Off & Proud of It | 21 Comments

Hold Me!!! Why Do You Always Just Go to Sleep After Sex?!?

Posted on March 25, 2005 by Christine

He just banged your brains out, gave you an orgasm that put you into spasms, and all you want now is for him to wrap his big, strong arms around you and let you kiss his neck while you talk about how great the sex was. All he wants is to turn over and fall asleep…
He’s not trying to be insensitive… he’s actually hard-wired to be an asshole after sex.
As if men and women weren’t different enough to begin with… we also experience sex differently.

Although some experiences factor into the way men and women perceive their sex partners post-coital, for the most part, we are slaves to our hormones. Continue reading →

Posted in Sex and Relationships | 83 Comments