Originally posted on July 7th, 2005

I recently read a study that most men in the world are confused about what they should be… it seems advertising has started to group all men into two categories, cuddly fuzzy, understanding pink shirt metrosexuals or sport loving beer guzzling oafs. In the spirit of the 4th of July I’m here to give men their freedom.

Guys.. It’s ok to like guy stuff, it doesn’t make you an oaf, uneducated or insensitive. It’s ok to be a guy.. just be a good guy. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I like sports but they are not my life, given the choice between a good game and a great movie, I’ll take the movie. Given the choice between a good game and a great concert, I’ll take the concert… given a choice between a great game, great movie, great concert… I’ll take the great game. That’s [...]

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What is Wrong With America?

Posted on March 31st, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

About a dozen or so years ago after the Soviet Union Collapsed the world started to debate how long it has been since one country had held so much sway over the world at any given time. Was it the British empire 100 years ago, the spanish empire 500 years ago.. No the answer is not since the Roman empire 2000 years ago has any one country had the ability to manipulate and control the world as the United States does now. This is all fine and dandy with me, those who read history know it repeats itself to a great extent and it was only a matter of time until some country because the sole power of the …

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5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet

Posted on March 30th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. …

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What Do They Really Mean?

Posted on March 25th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sex and Relationships.

“I am lactose intolerant.”
She means… “I will mercilessly fart like a demon crawled up my ass and died if I take a bite of your alfredo sauce.”

“I want to just be friends.”
She means… “I really can’t stand anything about you and I have no intention of ever talking to you again, but if I told you that, I’d seem like a real cunt-nut so I’ll pretend that you have some value to me on some level.”

“I want to just be friends.”
He means… “I don’t want to ever be obligated to spend money on you or time with you again, but I would still like to know that my call will be taken if I’m drunk and horny and need …

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Daylight Savings Time - An Idea Straight from Satan???

Posted on March 25th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

When do I have to change the clock and do I go forward or back?
Spring forward, fall back… that’s the mantra to remember. In short, you need to set your alarm clock for 2 a.m. on Sunday, April 3rd, drag your tired ass out of bed, re-set your clock for 3 a.m., and then go back to bed without being bitter that you not only had to get up at a time that no sane person would, and try to have a good attitude about losing an hour of rest. -)
Does Daylight Saving Time actually save daylight? And if so, where is it stored?
The sun does not observe our daylight saving routine, and therefore doesn’t produce any extra …

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Hold Me!!! Why Do You Always Just Go to Sleep After Sex?!?

Posted on March 25th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

As if men and women weren’t different enough to begin with… we also experience sex differently.

Although some experiences factor into the way men and women perceive their sex partners post-coital, for the most part, we are slaves to our hormones.

I’ve heard men say that women tend to get “too attached” after they sleep with them, or they “fall in love” with them. Usually, when a guy is telling me this, he’s drawing an inference that he’s just so good in bed, she can’t help herself… or women in general are just needy creatures who can’t decipher between physical pleasure and emotional connectedness. Hate to burst your oversized ego bubbles, …

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