Originally posted on April 11th, 2005

Indian Tech Support
Over the past few weeks my computer has been acting like a bipolar child who missed it’s meds and is snorting coke to boot, so I needed some help with my winblows installation, keep in mind that I’ve build quite a few computers so I’m far from helpless here.. If I’ve resorted to calling tech support the situation is dire. I want to tell you about my experience.

Tech Support: (ITS) ello, thank you for calling winblows tech support what seems to be the trouble?

Me: Hey my computer and I need some help. I was messing with the operating system and now it won’t boot up.

ITS: Where are you calling from today?

Me: Los Angeles.. California..

ITS: In the United States yes?

Me: uhhh…… yes…

ITS: Hrmm… have you tried turning you your [...]

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When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman…

Posted on April 28th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.


So lately I’ve found myself pointing out situations where I think it might be morally acceptable to hit, your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other to Christine. Generally speaking I’m not a big believer in domestic violance toward women.. I generally think people should not hit each other, and was raised never to hit a woman.. now there has been a time or two when I’m watching tv or a movie or even people in general in my life where I’ve thought that women needs her teeth knocked down her throat, alas I usually remove myself from a situation where I would ever feel the need to hit a woman. It has become so morally unacceptable to …

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Total Fucking Bitch.

Posted on April 28th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

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Posted on April 27th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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Posted on April 25th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.


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Posted on April 25th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.


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