It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended but then she realized that plagiary is the best compliment… or something like that so in the hopes that I’m paying her a compliment I’m going to write about my experience with my trashy little cell phone and hopefully plagiarize a little bit in the process.

Unlike Christine, I have never gotten along with my cell phone, it is has been rocky from the beginning, I somehow knew when I picked her up on the corner of Crenshaw and Compton Blvd, (a place where white people should never venture) that she was going to end up being a trick whore with a crack addiction but I like my toys and I like my toys hack, crack and tricked out.. So [...]

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