So lately I’ve found myself pointing out situations where I think it might be morally acceptable to hit, your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other to Christine. Generally speaking I’m not a big believer in domestic violance toward women.. I generally think people should not hit each other, and was raised never to hit a woman.. now there has been a time or two when I’m watching tv or a movie or even people in general in my life where I’ve thought that women needs her teeth knocked down her throat, alas I usually remove myself from a situation where I would ever feel the need to hit a woman. It has become so morally unacceptable to hit a woman, and I’m just not sure I agree with this, so I’ve been compiling a list of reasons where I feel a guy would be justified in being violent with the woman in his life. Now keep in mind I’ve tried to be fair here, I really don’t think guys should hit women, unless it is really really justified, so men.. if you hit a woman during or because of of any of these reason.. you probably don’t need to feel guilty.. and ladies if you have been hit and you have done any of these things leading up to the ass kicking.. I think you should take a good look at your behavior.
1. When she is spending the night and she feels the need to wake you up for any reasons besides sex or her apendix bursting.. the way I would suggest handling this type of situation is a good elbow to her temple.. this should knock her out until morning.. she probably won’t remember it happening.. and whatever her issue was.. it at least you will both be able to deal with it on a good nights sleep. Now ladies.. in the case that you are horny or having a medical emergency it is important to make sure you wake us up by giving us a blow job otherwise we might think you are waking us up for some dumb ass reason and knock you out by accident thereby messing up our chance to get some tail or endangering your life.. (because I’m pretty sure if you apendix is bursting you need to get to the hospital right away).
2. Sometimes a nice hard smack on the ass is all that is really needed to get her into gear, here are couple good example of situations where you might need to break out your belt or a wooden paddle to have things done in the correct way. It’s one 1pm Saturday and your laundry is still not finished, it is clearly stated in the girlfriend / wife rules that all laundry should be completed by noon Saturday so if it’s not she is obviously neglecting her duties. A few other ways women sometimes neglect their duties is dinner not being ready or dinner being cold when you get home from work.. I do empathize with the ladies, I understand that it is hard to have dinner ready when the man in your life sometimes has to stop and see his mistriss or to get a couple lap dances after work before he comes home… I guess this is just an occupational hazzard of being a girlfriend… so either cook foods that can be reheated when you hear his car pull in or just learn to deal with the occasional beatdowns.
3. She talks back to you / give you attitude. This is one of those things that can be broken early in a relationship with the right amount of physical force, usually a good back hand to the cheek the first 2 or 3 times she lips offs will break her of this habit… occassionally you might have to resort to drastic measures.. usually duct taping her mouth shut.. and I’m not talking about a little duct tape across the mouth I’m talking about the whole way around the back of the head and over the mouth 3 or 4 times and then under the chin and over the head.. hopefully guys you woman will be disaplined enough to not take it off herself .. if she is you will have tie her hands up.. so one you have her duct taped.. leave her like that.. I suggest about 36 hours.. that way she has been really hungry and is dyhydrated… I personally really hate when this type of solution has to be reached.. I just wish women wern’t so thick headed.
I’ll make sure to keep updating this list.. as new examples occure to me!