Some people just take their coffee drinking WAY too serious… Now I really don’t have a problem with people who like drinking “good coffee” (as if there is such a thing) but I do have a problem with people who think they are better then me because they have been brainwashed by Starfucks Inc into thinking they are cool because they are drinking some lame ass coffee that a corporation made cool to drink.
Now people who mind their own business and buy good coffee grind it up and drink their coffee without looking down on me with my styrofoam cup of shitty Folders coffee y’all are cool with me. Very live and let live type of people, it’s the Starfuck minions that are on my nerves today… Now you must all understand I fucking HATE the taste of coffee, I drink it for two reasons, it wakes me up in about 3 seconds… and it is healthier then 7 cokes a day… So basically I drink coffee as a health choice. Now.. I don’t really care how my coffee tastes.. in fact the worst the better as far as I’m concerned.. (I mean something that tastes like shit wakes you up also) so it’s not uncommon for me to be drinking reheated 2 week old coffee.. I just don’t care.. (and Rob.. mold does not grow in my coffee.. I’ve been checking it out.. and besides nobody has ever died from a little mold.)
Anyway so I was in a pinch the other day and I ran into Starfucks to grab a coffee, I get to the counter and start to order and the conversation went something like this…
Me: Can I get a large coffee?
Brain Damaged Starfucks Employee (BDSE): What size would you like? Continue reading →
