Originally posted on March 23rd, 2005

Today on my drive to work I was thinking what would be really helpful to our readers and I decided helping guys get laid was a good place to start. The way I see this is if guys are getting laid more they will think about sex less hence spend more time fixing all the problems women make for the world. So I’ve started to cobble together a list of first date tips for guy that will surely help. These tips are fool proof and on the positive side guys.. Girls usually don’t expect much from us. Depending on the girl, some of these tips might not be needed.. This post isn’t aimed at picking up your average bar slut.. (if you need advice for those types of girls there is probably nothing I can do to help you).

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How I got Raped By Adelphia

Posted on May 14th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.


Yesterday I got raped.. I usually enjoy getting raped.. exspecially at the hands of attractive big breasted ladies, (more then one at a time is especially cool) but yesterday I was raped by my cable company Adelphia, and there is nothing I can do to escape the abuse that this ugly whore of a company was dishing out to me.
I wake up at 5am Friday morning to start my daily routine of responding to emails, (because I have some friends overseas I tend to get emails in the middle of the night and if they are at all related to my “real job” then I try and respond quickly..) So my first inkling …

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What I am Lusting After

Posted on May 12th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

Yes I am lame, but I want Christine to buy this for me, (i should get something out of this relationship) so I have to put it somewhere where she will see it ALL the time, and since I’ve spent a half hour last night trying to explain to her why the xbox is better then a nintendo.. I’m hoping she will now see the value in the xbox 2 (xbox360) Should hit stores around Christmas time.. (hint hint Christine). )

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Upgrade to wordpress 1.5.1

Posted on May 11th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.


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Don’t Stiff Your Waitress!

Posted on May 9th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Hilarious.


Okay… so Christopher and I have finally found something to debate about… -) He’s being very thick-headed about this, so I am going to post on this subject, and when all of you rush to my side and agree with me, he will see the errors of his ways and realize I’m right. At least, that’s the plan…Christopher does not think he needs to tip 15%.

If you have ever worked in food service waiting tables, bartending, bussing, cocktailing, kitchen staff, catering… you are probably gripping your chest as a cool, numb feeling works its way up your left arm. I spent a good ole chunk of my life working in food service or maybe I …

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