Monthly Archives: May 2005

How I got Raped By Adelphia


Yesterday I got raped.. I usually enjoy getting raped.. exspecially at the hands of attractive big breasted ladies, (more then one at a time is especially cool) but yesterday I was raped by my cable company Adelphia, and there is nothing I can do to escape the abuse that this ugly whore of a company was dishing out to me. Continue reading

Posted in Pissed Off & Proud of It | 10 Comments

Another Reason Not to Vacation in Tanzania

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What I am Lusting After

Yes I am lame, but I want Christine to buy this for me, (i should get something out of this relationship) so I have to put it somewhere where she will see it ALL the time, and since I’ve spent a half hour last night trying to explain to her why the xbox is better then a nintendo.. I’m hoping she will now see the value in the xbox 2 (xbox360) Should hit stores around Christmas time.. (hint hint Christine). :)

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Posted in Sports Fanatics | 10 Comments

Upgrade to wordpress 1.5.1

Ok everybody, I’m trying to build the courage to do the upgrade to wordpress 1.5.1 tonight, I think generally speaking things should go smoothly but I’m pretty sure some things may not run right at first.. I’m really hoping this isn’t true, but if things look all fucked up over the next week or so.. don’t say I didn’t warn you. Continue reading

Posted in Announcements | 4 Comments

Don’t Stiff Your Waitress!

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Posted in Current Events & Politics, Hilarious | 241 Comments