Originally posted on March 23rd, 2005

Today on my drive to work I was thinking what would be really helpful to our readers and I decided helping guys get laid was a good place to start. The way I see this is if guys are getting laid more they will think about sex less hence spend more time fixing all the problems women make for the world. So I’ve started to cobble together a list of first date tips for guy that will surely help. These tips are fool proof and on the positive side guys.. Girls usually don’t expect much from us. Depending on the girl, some of these tips might not be needed.. This post isn’t aimed at picking up your average bar slut.. (if you need advice for those types of girls there is probably nothing I can do to help you).

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I found these amusing

Posted on May 7th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A few thoughts that I know Christine will completely agree with.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

If your

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Only in Texas…

Posted on May 6th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

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Irritation Levels On The Rise

Posted on May 5th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

There is an organization in the world that is truly getting on my nerves, I can’t say what that organization is, because this is the organization that Christine has started some grant writing for when she is not writing Hollywood’s next blockbuster.

Her new job has injected a new level of irritation into my own life, which is just unacceptable. First off they block her email
access so she cannot access her gmail account, so now I have to email her to her stupid work address, which would be tolerable if they didn’t put a 24 hour hold on the messages I send to her, WTF if I send her something Monday morning she get’s it Tuesday morning… granted it has …

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When Cold Feet Hop on a Bus to Vegas…

Posted on May 2nd, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

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