2005 | June | Battle of the Sexes : Chris vs Chris

Originally posted on April 11th, 2005

Indian Tech Support
Over the past few weeks my computer has been acting like a bipolar child who missed it’s meds and is snorting coke to boot, so I needed some help with my winblows installation, keep in mind that I’ve build quite a few computers so I’m far from helpless here.. If I’ve resorted to calling tech support the situation is dire. I want to tell you about my experience.

Tech Support: (ITS) ello, thank you for calling winblows tech support what seems to be the trouble?

Me: Hey my computer and I need some help. I was messing with the operating system and now it won’t boot up.

ITS: Where are you calling from today?

Me: Los Angeles.. California..

ITS: In the United States yes?

Me: uhhh…… yes…

ITS: Hrmm… have you tried turning you your [...]

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Obesity… Is It Child Abuse?

Posted on June 18th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

So in case you haven’t heard… there is an issue in England right now about whether a child should be removed from his home and put into child care services because his mother is allowing him to become obese. The 8-year-old boy weighs 196 lbs. Which brings up an interesting question… is allowing your child to become obese essentially a form of child abuse?

It’s a tough one. In this particular case, the mother has sought help from professionals in trying to help her child to lose weight, but then has refused to implement their plans for doing so– putting a lock on the refrigerator door, and not feeding him junk food. Her argument is that the …

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Small Cars and Why they SUCK

Posted on June 13th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

This weekend while on a typical trip to the movies to see “High Tension” (which sucked by the way.. - no big surprise considering Chrissy picked it)… anyway first off this movie was only playing at a shit theater, I’m not very particular about many things in life, but I do like going to the “White Peoples Mall - in Rancho Palos Vedas Estates” to see my movies, it’s less crowded and like the nickname suggests it’s mostly white people which is good if you want to watch a movie in peace and quiet.. (because all non-white people besides Asians are loud and obnoxious in theaters) anyway I was force to make a trip to the ghetto (the …

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Child Molesters Rejoice

Posted on June 9th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Wacko Jacko Removable Face
Today I was sadden to see that our legal system has failed us again. I think todays acquittal has set another sad and embarrassing precedence where a jury is infatuated with a fame when the evidence of guilt is overwhelming. On the bright side, I guess it is now OK to molest little boys and girls as long as you don’t rape them and cause damage you will never be found guilty, especially if you have a little dime.

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Why Lady Bugs are my Arch Nemesis…

Posted on June 5th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Some people are born lucky. I am not one of those people…

I think this post will prove that to anyone who might think otherwise. Every word of this is true. I am not embellishing this in anyway.

Something traumatic happened to me about two years ago. I thought I was over it, but I realized today that I’m not. Here’s what happened…

It was summer. I was at my mom’s house. She has a lot of pretty flowers and I had noticed a few days earlier that these plants had aphids. Aphids destroy plants and I didn’t want that to happen, so I went to the garden store with the intention of buying …

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