Originally posted on August 23rd, 2007

*UM ERMUM*

Glancing up from my newly poured steaming cup of coffee at the wimpy looking dude behind the counter at Starfucks I think to myself.. “what now”.

Christopher: “What’s up?”

SFE: (Starfucks Employee): Points at the tip cup.

Christopher: “You want me to tip you??”

SFE: “It’s customary…….”

Christopher: “So is being heterosexual”

SFE: “Pardon…..”

Christopher: “You want me to tip you for pouring me a cup of coffee? There is no way I’m giving you a tip for that… are you out of your fucking mind.. do you really expect people who just paid like.. 5 dollars for a cup of coffee to fork over some lose change just because you made a poor career choice?”

SFE: “HEY! I HAD TO GO TO COLLEGE FOR THIS!”

Christopher: “What… are you fucking serious.. NOBODY goes to college to learn how to pour a cup of coffee.. unless their fucking retarded. Are you retarded?”

SFE: “You have no idea [...]

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Obesity… Is It Child Abuse?

Posted on June 18th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

So in case you haven’t heard… there is an issue in England right now about whether a child should be removed from his home and put into child care services because his mother is allowing him to become obese. The 8-year-old boy weighs 196 lbs. Which brings up an interesting question… is allowing your child to become obese essentially a form of child abuse?

It’s a tough one. In this particular case, the mother has sought help from professionals in trying to help her child to lose weight, but then has refused to implement their plans for doing so– putting a lock on the refrigerator door, and not feeding him junk food. Her argument is that the …

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Small Cars and Why they SUCK

Posted on June 13th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

This weekend while on a typical trip to the movies to see “High Tension” (which sucked by the way.. - no big surprise considering Chrissy picked it)… anyway first off this movie was only playing at a shit theater, I’m not very particular about many things in life, but I do like going to the “White Peoples Mall - in Rancho Palos Vedas Estates” to see my movies, it’s less crowded and like the nickname suggests it’s mostly white people which is good if you want to watch a movie in peace and quiet.. (because all non-white people besides Asians are loud and obnoxious in theaters) anyway I was force to make a trip to the ghetto (the …

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Child Molesters Rejoice

Posted on June 9th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

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Today I was sadden to see that our legal system has failed us again. I think todays acquittal has set another sad and embarrassing precedence where a jury is infatuated with a fame when the evidence of guilt is overwhelming. On the bright side, I guess it is now OK to molest little boys and girls as long as you don’t rape them and cause damage you will never be found guilty, especially if you have a little dime.

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Why Lady Bugs are my Arch Nemesis…

Posted on June 5th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Some people are born lucky. I am not one of those people…

I think this post will prove that to anyone who might think otherwise. Every word of this is true. I am not embellishing this in anyway.

Something traumatic happened to me about two years ago. I thought I was over it, but I realized today that I’m not. Here’s what happened…

It was summer. I was at my mom’s house. She has a lot of pretty flowers and I had noticed a few days earlier that these plants had aphids. Aphids destroy plants and I didn’t want that to happen, so I went to the garden store with the intention of buying …

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Double Deep Throats…

Posted on June 2nd, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Sports Fanatics.

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