Monthly Archives: July 2005

Celebrity Home-Schooling: Finances 101

Madonna has lost her fucking mind. I’ve always been an advocate of Madonna… I defended her when she dyed her hair brown, I supported her when she took shit for her documentary, I even watched “Desperately Seeking Susan” in it’s entirity…

But. I can’t get Madonna’s back on this one. This time, she has completely lost her grip on reality… Continue reading

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Flights, Fast Food, and Getting Fucked

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3 Myths About the Female Orgasm

I think the boys are confused. What’s new, right? Well, once again, good ole Christiney is here to explain what you really need to know about the orgasm a la femme… myth vs. reality.

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10 Helpful tips on how to Handle an Insane Girlfriend

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it. Continue reading

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7/21/05 — London Terrorists Attacks

Usually I like to keep my posts fairly light, but this morning London was another terrorist attach. I don?t know what the correct solution to this problem of terrorism is but I do believe that if Londoners or Americans for that matter allow radical Islam to change our daily life, that will only encourage more attacks against western civilization. While I fully believe that the British are a hearty people and not likely to be affected on the level that the terrorist hope for I do understand that living under the threat of a possible terrorist attack can be very trying but the British have endured much worst and they will be fine, that much I’m sure of. This post is nothing more then a short note to let the UK know that America has their back and our thoughts are with you. Continue reading

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