Originally posted on April 28th, 2005


So lately I’ve found myself pointing out situations where I think it might be morally acceptable to hit, your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other to Christine. Generally speaking I’m not a big believer in domestic violance toward women.. I generally think people should not hit each other, and was raised never to hit a woman.. now there has been a time or two when I’m watching tv or a movie or even people in general in my life where I’ve thought that women needs her teeth knocked down her throat, alas I usually remove myself from a situation where I would ever feel the need to hit a woman. It has become so morally unacceptable to hit a woman, and I’m just not sure I agree with this, so I’ve been compiling a list of reasons where I feel a guy would be justified in being [...]

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Celebrity Home-Schooling: Finances 101

Posted on July 29th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Madonna, being the mother that she is– and the original “Material Girl”– wants her 9-year-old daughter (Lourdes) to start learning the value of fiscal responsibility, and has decided to give her kid a credit card with a $10,000 limit. Lourdes, as I mentioned before, is 9 years old…
This is what happens when celebrities who live in castles and can purchase half of the free world in cash, decide to instruct their bratty little offspring about “the reality” and “responsibility” of understanding economic concepts. The problem is… I’m not convinced Madonna understands it herself. This is sort of like a Klansman lecturing college students on the importance of cultural diversity.
And why does Lourdes need to know how …

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Flights, Fast Food, and Getting Fucked

Posted on July 28th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

When youre over a barrel, knowing youre about to be fd up the ass I gues the best thing to do is ask to be handed the Vaseline. Thats sort of how I feel about trying to find something to eat when youre marooned in an airport, serving time as you wait for a connecting flight. Fuck this supply and demand bullshit this is all about greed. And my question is this: Why does a Big Mac value meal cost $3.49 everywhere in the country regardless of the minimum wage or cost of living in each respective state, yet somehow the value of the same second-rate, shitty hamburger, greasy fries, and fountain soda (which consists of …

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3 Myths About the Female Orgasm

Posted on July 24th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Sports Fanatics.

I’m going to use a lot of sports analogies here just to make things crystal clear.
Here we go… myth vs. reality about the female “oh, oh, orgasm.” -)
Myth #1
If a woman can’t orgasm, she must be frigid.
Reality: The term “frigid” became common post-sexual revolution when men finally realized that the femaile orgasm was not only possible, but integral to a woman’s sexual experience. If a woman didn’t orgasm, it was believed she couldn’t and was labed “frigid” which let her partner off guilt-free if he couldn’t make her cum. In reality, no woman is frigid (unless she’s living in a country that practices female genital mutilation). By the age of 25, all women have the …

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10 Helpful tips on how to Handle an Insane Girlfriend

Posted on July 22nd, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of …

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7/21/05 — London Terrorists Attacks

Posted on July 21st, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Usually I like to keep my posts fairly light, but this morning London was another terrorist attach. I don?t know what the correct solution to this problem of terrorism is but I do believe that if Londoners or Americans for that matter allow radical Islam to change our daily life, that will only encourage more attacks against western civilization. While I fully believe that the British are a hearty people and not likely to be affected on the level that the terrorist hope for I do understand that living under the threat of a possible terrorist attack can be very trying but the British have endured much worst and they will be fine, …

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