Originally posted on April 17th, 2007

So we’re sitting there at dinner last night and Christopher, out of nowhere like he sometimes does, cocks his head subtly to the left. This is what happens when he suddenly has an epiphany about something. Rarely do these epiphanies ever have anything to do with what we were just talking about before hand, so I’ve stopped trying to link them back to anything I might possibly understand. I just accept them for what they are.

We were sitting there, eating focaccia (that’s the name of that kind of bread you had last night, Chris) and discussing how posting a photo of Terra Patrick under that crazy Indian sweaty monkey sex girl’s desperate attempt at finding a boyfriend that won’t beat her made any kind of logical sense (trust me, it didn’t… the only person who understood what the hell Christopher was trying to convey was Eric whose [...]

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10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman

Posted on July 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

Here are the ten things every man needs to know about his woman…

10. She does not care about the play-by-play details of your multiplayer battles on Halo 2.
If she cared, she’d be sitting on the sofa next to you, cheering you on as you played. My guess is… she wasn’t. So unless you’re trying to ween your girlfriend off of her valium addiction, I suggest you keep that enthusiastic conversation filed in the “Not necessary to share with her” file, and clean out that file regularly.
9. She is not impressed by the gigantic, inhuman-sized log you just pinched off into the toilet.
Trust me on this. While women find colon health …

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Irrational Fears… and Marriage

Posted on July 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Irrational fears are defined as fears that have no real basis in reality. And they’re a part of life. We all have them. I have an irrational fear of spiders. Christopher (I just found out last weekend) has an irrational fear of miniature ocean crabs…For the most part, irrational fears don’t really affect people on a daily basis (unless your fear of ocean crabs causes you to suddenly drop a heavy rock you just picked up and needlessly kill several crabs because you thought one, that was holding onto the rock by it’s one tiny little claw, void of enough strength to even pull himself up onto the rock, was going to somehow demonstrate Herculean strength, …

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Women in the Workplace

Posted on July 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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And Freedom For Men

Posted on July 7th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I recently read a study that most men in the world are confused about what they should be… it seems advertising has started to group all men into two categories, cuddly fuzzy, understanding pink shirt metrosexuals or sport loving beer guzzling oafs. In the spirit of the 4th of July I’m here to give men their freedom.

Guys.. It’s ok to like guy stuff, it doesn’t make you an oaf, uneducated or insensitive. It’s ok to be a guy.. just be a good guy. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I like sports but they are not my life, given the choice between a good game and a great movie, I’ll take the movie. Given the …

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