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5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet

Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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Is it Okay to Lie to Your Mate?

Posted on August 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So Christopher and I got into a discussion about this…
Is it okay to lie to your mate?
My theory on this is generally no. It’s not okay. He brought up an example that if he saw my cat die a horrible death and I came home and to spare me further pain, told me the cat died in its sleep, is that okay? Sure… that lie actually serves a noble purpose and it isn’t going to do anything but cause pain for me to know the truth about kitty. Sort of like when someone asks you if you like their hair cut, and you don’t, but what are they going to do now that the hair is …

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How Hard is It?!

Posted on August 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Make no mistake about it� this one is a rant. I am so so so so so so so so so so so sick of people who can�t do their damn jobs right. Yesterday, I go into a grocery store� Now I don�t know what kind of qualifications you have to have to work in a grocery store� at least to hold the job titled �sacker� which is essentially to put items into a bag, but I�m guessing if you�ve got two opposable thumbs and can get your ass to work when you�re supposed to, they�ll probably hire you to do this.

And it doesn�t seem difficult� the cashier slides a grocery item across a scanner. You, …

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Women Issues Part - 1

Posted on August 10th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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A Bad Egg…

Posted on August 9th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

I got up this morning and decided to make a bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast.

The plan was that the sandwich would consist of two eggs, two strips of bacon, and two pieces of toast with one piece of cheese layered in there somewhere.

I put the toast in the toaster. Then I pull out the bacon and eggs. The bacon�s �best by� date was about a week and half ago, but the package hadn�t been opened. I open the bacon, smell it, and from the hickory scent that wafts up to my nostrils, deem the bacon to be okay. I look at the expiration date on the eggs. A month ago. Hmmmm� one month. …

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