Originally posted on March 14th, 2005

Unfortunately, our monkey of a president is giving our bing bangs a bad name… so I’d like to go on the record and explain just how dissimilar our bushes are from, well, the dick that’s leading our country…

1. My pussy does not try to force its right-wing religious beliefs off on other people, and disguise it as a “traditional family value.”

2. My pussy is not hated by nearly every other country in the world.

3. My pussy did not spend millions of the taxpayer’s money to fly military aircraft 30 miles and land on the USS Abraham Lincoln just for a photo opportunity.

4. My pussy was not convicted of drunk driving.

5. My pussy has never taken campaign contributions from key player in the Enron scandal Kenneth Lay (but it has been laid by a guy named Ken -) )

6. My pussy still sees the [...]

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FUCK.

Posted on December 19th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

Things are all fucked up.. AGAIN because I decided to upgrade to wordpress 2.0 RC3

Basically the gig is this.. a bunch of our custom shit in our old Theme doesen?t work in this version of Wordpress… 2 options.. design a new template or.. go back or fix the old one… (that?s three choices, but I?m too tired to hit backspace.. so deal with whatever is on this site in terms of themes until I figure it out) )

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She is sooo offensive..

Posted on December 13th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

So last night, as you may have guessed we went to suffer through syriana which should have been a great movie but might just have been the worst movie every made… it attempts at shocking us were pretty weak… You mean our CIA assassinates people who are not in the best interest of the Unitied States.. your kidding me.. OMG I’m so upset!!
Anyway before the movie started we are sitting there in a mostly Arab filled crowed.. (I hope the FBI was their arresting people it seems like a good place for terrorist to hang out) and a preview for some new movie comes out basicaly some lady loses her kid the police look for the kid but they …

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10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch Syriana Again

Posted on December 13th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Top Tens.

Ten Things I?d Rather Do Than Watch Syriana Ever Again…

10. Gnaw off my own toes
9. Spend a night in San Quentin?s Cell Block 4
8. Listen to Tom Lykis for 10 hours straight
7. Be Terrell Owens? publicist
6. Vacation in Tanzania
5. Happen upon the crazy old guy in SAW in a dark alley
4. Watch Napoleon Dynamite all the way through
3. Vote Republican
2. Give up eating Que Papas for the rest of my life
1. Open the cupboards in Christopher?s apartment

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2005 The Chris vs. Chris Year in Review

Posted on December 11th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

January 2005
Christopher takes Christine out to a really nice restaurant for New Year?s Eve because she?s pissed that he didn?t buy her a Christmas gift…
Okay. Let?s just skip January…
February 2005
Christopher wastes time researching Stupid California Laws and posts them on Chris vs. Chris.
Christopher bails on Christine on Valentine?s Day, deciding that he doesn?t like to wait for a table in a restaurant.
March 2005
Terri Schaivo?s parents? who would have done anything to keep their daughter on life-support? lose their case, and Terri?s husband pulls the plug on her. The case becomes a key in questioning who has the right to terminate a life (a spouse or a natural parent), and should the …

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Stop Calling Yourself a Christian

Posted on December 10th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It, Religion.


So I heard on the news yesterday (and the fact that this even made the fucking news is another situation all together that pisses me off because we all know there?s no such thing as bad publicity and the media needs to quit feeding into the agendas of these psychotic fuckheads) that a particular ?Christian? organization is up in arms about homosexuality again. These intolerant freaks? and I refuse to mention their name because I, unlike the media, will not play into their attention-whoring need for free promotion ? is boycotting Wells Fargo Bank because they believe the bank is too gay-friendly. Whatever that means… Is Wells Fargo now offering free gay orgies with their …

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