Yearly Archives: 2005

Go Big Red.

One all-red Husker jacket… $85 One roundtrip plane ticket to San Antonio from Lincoln… $360 Two 50-yard line seats at the Mastercard Alamo Bowl… $3,400 Kicking Michigan?s ass when you aren?t even ranked in the top 25… priceless. Congratulations to … Continue reading

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Be Good to Your Kids…

So… this guy named Al Gringlen in Illinois just received a life sentence for committing a string of armed bank robberies that netted him about $60,000 which he then spent on crack and prostitutes. Sounds like a reall winner, right? … Continue reading

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2.0 Upgrade and English is Deadly?

As most of our regular readers know, about a week ago I upgraded to Wordpress 2.0 RC3 (Release Canadate 3) to disasterous results. Tonight I upgraded to the Wordpress 2.0 Final and things went much smoother. :) If your not using wordpress for your own blog I suggest you run out an get it.

There are all kinds of very cool features in the newest version of Wordpress and most people arn?t using a theme as hacked up as ours, so I?m guessing your implimentation or upgrade will go smoooth, on a seperate note…. my mom sent me over an email today that just cracked me up…

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like, Speaking English is apparently what kills Continue reading

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Best Blonde Joke EVER.

I have to admit, in my lifetime.. I?ve heard some KILLER blond jokes.. but this is by far the best ever.Continue reading

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Merry Christmas!

From all of us here at Chris vs. Chris (that would be me and Christopher) to all of you… have a wonderful Christmas and God bless!

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