Yearly Archives: 2006

5 Levels of Love – It’s a Happy New Year!

This is how you can tell where you stand with your woman guys. She freely gives you a great hand jobs. She will throw some licking and sucking but still finish you off with her hand. She now gives blow … Continue reading

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New Year Resolutions / Goals 2007

What a remarkably witty title eh? Visit the Jet Strip twice a month.. to promote blood circulation of course & spend less than 10k doing it. Get some more cleavage shots of Christine for the blog & get Christine to … Continue reading

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Time Warner Cable has Sunk to a New Low

Let me invite you all to share my pain. For the last two weeks, my digital phone service with Time Warner has sucked. In the middle of conversations, my calls drop. People try to call me and although it rings … Continue reading

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The Christmas Trip Home

Let me preface this with… I love my Christopher to death. He’s truly one of the most interesting people I know. He’s extremely smart, ambitious, reliable, funny. He reminds me of the type of guy I remember knowing in high school that I would have had a secret crush on… the kind that is good at everything (academics, athletics, etc.), is always invited to the fun parties, always makes the parties fun, and is always just a little hard to figure out completely. I didn’t know him in high school, but I’m guessing that’s what he was like.

Having had the opportunity to get close to Christopher, and really get to know him, some of those mysteries have been explained, and some haven’t. I know I’ve made fun of Christopher in the past for his irrational fear of sharks and ocean swimming, but I’d completely forgot about his fear of flying until this past week while he was getting ready to go back to Pennsylvania for Christmas.

My life with Christopher is about as odd as anyone’s could possibly be (I know he feels the same about his life with me), but I wanted to share this little conversation we had last night at dinner, about 4 hours before he was going to get on the plane.

Me: “So babe… you nervous about flying?”

Christopher: “You know I hate flying. It stresses me out.”

Me: “I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal to you.”

Christopher: “I like to be in control.” Continue reading

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Ms. Nevada

Ok.. Can’t believe this chic didn’t win Ms. USA Can you say a bad week for the Ms. USA competition?

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