Originally posted on February 28th, 2005

Want to fuck girls that look like this? … ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words “He’s nice” you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that she’s not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy she’s talking about… not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women don’t use the word “Nice” to describe men that they’re FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the “usual nice guy routine”?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didn’t think so.

(Hint: In case you haven’t figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “nice guy” translate into “ICE-NAY UY-GAY” in Pig [...]

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Cindy, Oil, FTP & IE 7.0..

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

First off let me just say.. Cindy Sheehand is the dumbest protester ever to walk the planet (which explains why she is a liberal because they are usually a little low on the IQ scale).. anyway she got thrown in cuffs BEFORE the state of the union address.. tell me.. why should couldn’t just wait 20 min’s.. and use her golden pass (she had an invite from some dumbass congresswoman) (notice congresswoman which explains the lack of good judgement) anyway.. she should have waited 20 min’s and then made a big deal instead she ended up with no camera time.. ahh and the lib’s wonder why they keep losing elections!
Second.. President Bush is going to go down as one of …

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Idiots In Motion

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I found this humorous, but mostly I’m just trying to figure out how to get some fucking video on our site! )
Idiots in Motion

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Some people still need to practice their english..

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A friend of mine from Serbia just showed me this menu..
Notice how they spelled:
Ham & Eggs
Bacon & Eggs

At least they are trying to speak God’s Language… they just need practice.

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Close Call!

Posted on January 30th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Disaster seemed certain when a photographer captured these planes on course to collide over east London.
Fuck this freaks me the hell out.

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Fishing Licence & Women

Posted on January 27th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A marriage licence should be like a fishing licence, it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day licence. If you think about it fish and women have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one it is going to cost you an arm and a leg. If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they starting going bad and fresh ones are always better. Inconclusion I would say it is better to practice Catch & Release.

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