Originally posted on July 22nd, 2005

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of the rooms in your house.. and what I mean is.. add a couple extra steal dead lock’s, add some sound proofing barriers and make sure there is a window you can [...]

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Cindy, Oil, FTP & IE 7.0..

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

First off let me just say.. Cindy Sheehand is the dumbest protester ever to walk the planet (which explains why she is a liberal because they are usually a little low on the IQ scale).. anyway she got thrown in cuffs BEFORE the state of the union address.. tell me.. why should couldn’t just wait 20 min’s.. and use her golden pass (she had an invite from some dumbass congresswoman) (notice congresswoman which explains the lack of good judgement) anyway.. she should have waited 20 min’s and then made a big deal instead she ended up with no camera time.. ahh and the lib’s wonder why they keep losing elections!
Second.. President Bush is going to go down as one of …

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Idiots In Motion

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I found this humorous, but mostly I’m just trying to figure out how to get some fucking video on our site! )
Idiots in Motion

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Some people still need to practice their english..

Posted on January 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A friend of mine from Serbia just showed me this menu..
Notice how they spelled:
Ham & Eggs
Bacon & Eggs

At least they are trying to speak God’s Language… they just need practice.

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Close Call!

Posted on January 30th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Disaster seemed certain when a photographer captured these planes on course to collide over east London.
Fuck this freaks me the hell out.

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Fishing Licence & Women

Posted on January 27th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A marriage licence should be like a fishing licence, it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day licence. If you think about it fish and women have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one it is going to cost you an arm and a leg. If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they starting going bad and fresh ones are always better. Inconclusion I would say it is better to practice Catch & Release.

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