Originally posted on June 1st, 2005

It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended but then she realized that plagiary is the best compliment… or something like that so in the hopes that I’m paying her a compliment I’m going to write about my experience with my trashy little cell phone and hopefully plagiarize a little bit in the process.

Unlike Christine, I have never gotten along with my cell phone, it is has been rocky from the beginning, I somehow knew when I picked her up on the corner of Crenshaw and Compton Blvd, (a place where white people should never venture) that she was going to end up being a trick whore with a crack addiction but I like my toys and I like my toys hack, crack and tricked out.. So [...]

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Musings from the Weekend.

Posted on January 23rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.


Weekend of all kinds of exciting events..
First off Congrats ot the Pittsburgh Steelers!! Whoohooo it’s going to be a great Superbowl weekend (I’m originally from about an hour outside of Pittsburgh before I moved to this shithole called Los Angeles).. Kobe blew up and dropped 81 points in a game, second most in NBA history.. EVER only the late Walt Chamberland scored more.. (he scored 100 in a game once).
Christine was at her BEST this weekend, friday night she calls me HAMMERED and invites me over.. I was then subjected to about two hours of her giggling like a 7 year old until she settled down and fell asleep while we …

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Pictures of Christine…

Posted on January 22nd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

Here are a few more…
Me, about 2 years ago.
Me, October 2005.
Me, drinking a mai tai at a party in September 2005.
Me, April 2005.
Me, around March 2005 on Christopher’s couch. -)
Want to see a photo of Christopher??? Here’s one… it’d be SO MUCH better without the birds… -)

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The Wisdom of the Native Americans…

Posted on January 21st, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

A group of NASA scientists were on a Navajo Indian reservation using the “open environment” to do a variety of tests on a certain feature of the astronaut space suits. Two Navajo Indians… a father and a son… saw the white men donning the strange-looking white suits. The father, who was pretty old and never had a television, hadn’t seen anything like it before. He wanted to talk to the men and asked the son to come with him to translate.
When the Indians approached the scientists, the son said, “My father would like to know what you’re doing.”
One of the scientists (figuring he should simplify all the technical stuff they were workin on) replied, “We’re practicing for …

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What the Bible Really Teaches?

Posted on January 20th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.


In my opinion this is certainly true on some levels, but also the world has changed a great deal over the last 2000 years, people didn’t see many of the things in the bible as wrong on any level 2000 years ago, they were just the way things were.

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Smart or Dumb???

Posted on January 19th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

So Christopher made a comment that got me thinking…
And I don’t really have an opinion on this yet, but it’s a phenomenon that no one really predicted, and I’m not sure it’s been going on long enough to really weigh the positives and the negatives… but I figured the chrisvschris readers would have an opinion… and if you do, I’d like to hear it.
Back in the day… say when our grandparents were going to school (or even our parents… if you’re a Gen X’er like me)… they learned arithmetic, spelling, grammar, etc. I remember being told as an elementary school student that if I didn’t know the spelling of a word, I had to look it up in the …

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