Monthly Archives: January 2006

Weekend of all kinds of exciting events..
First off Congrats ot the Pittsburgh Steelers!! Whoohooo it’s going to be a great Superbowl weekend (I’m originally from about an hour outside of Pittsburgh before I moved to this shithole called Los Angeles).. Kobe blew up and dropped 81 points in a game, second most in NBA history.. EVER only the late Walt Chamberland scored more.. (he scored 100 in a game once).

Christine was at her BEST this weekend, friday night she calls me HAMMERED and invites me over.. I was then subjected to about two hours of her giggling like a 7 year old until she settled down and fell asleep while we watched Red Eye.. she woke up when the credits rolled all wilded eyes and was like WHAT HAPPENED.. i was like huh.. ? She is like I fell alseep.. I’m was like yep.. as I was getting my shit to leave her house.. she is like no no no, I want to watch the movie.. I was like.. umm ok.. I’ll leave it here and she was like.. no no.. I want to watch it with you.. to which I responded.. are you on crack.. I just finished watching it.. (besides her house was heating up to the point of no return.. before she settled onto the couch I had to adjust the thermastat to about 70 degree’s to warm her place up.. she didn’t feel like that was warm enough and promptly cranked it to 107 degree’s).. i just said ok.. knowing i would be leaving in a few hours and that she would pay for that decision in the morning when she couldn’t breath.

Sunday at noon I went to her house to watch the Steeler game, I had a momentary moment of hesitation at about 10 am about going to her place to watch the game.. her TV is kind of small so I thought maybe we would watch it at my house.. but I quickly decided against that idea.. but.. unfortchantly for me.. I thought this out over the course of 30 seconds during a chat.. which was enough to set her over the deep edge… and she proceeded to be hijacked.. (what I call it when she goes off her rocker) and then she went on to systematically follow her own instructions on how to piss a guy off when he’s watching football. Eventually I had to dig into her box of sex toys and get the gag and handcuffs so I could watch the game. At halftime she promised to calm down.. so I untied her.. she was pretty quiet untili midway thru the third quarter… she started demanding that the NFL get rid of the illigal procedure pentaty because it is Fucking Stupid that Linemen arn’t allowed to catch passes… (me “christine, it woudl be awful hard to defend against 10 pass catchers” christine: “who fucking cares, that is a god damn dumb rule, I’m writing the NFL)… I told my buddy eric about this conversation I thought he was going to have a heart attack from laughing.. at this point she was rooting for Denver because in her words “your a fucking asshole”.. (big surprise there huh?) so the steelers won, then I gave her a crash course on website programming that went pretty well actually.. oh did anybody else thing the wife in that movie was a dumb cunt? I did.

We then proceeded to watch Cinderella man and I taught Christine the key to lying convincingly (the details).. as for the last 25 minutes of the movie she thought the main character died and she was in depression.. I thought it was hilarious.. but in reality I was just paying her back for her behaivor during the first 15 minutes of the football game. oh did anybody else thing the wife in that movie was a dumb cunt? I did… lets see what else happened.. during her raging she ripped my new cashmere sweater that I bought that morning to replace the one she ripped about 4 months ago.. so now I’m not wearing sweaters to her house anymore, she then spilled barbeque sause on her floor, she took up swearing again.. (even tho she knows I beat her when she swears, “beause I’m a control freak”… hmm.. she broke her wordpress installation Sunday night.. but we got it fixed again.. and she talked alot about how she was going post pictures on CvC but I didn’t believe her because she is a pussy.. looks like I should have believed her. Continue reading →

A group of NASA scientists were on a Navajo Indian reservation using the “open environment” to do a variety of tests on a certain feature of the astronaut space suits. Two Navajo Indians… a father and a son… saw the … Continue reading →