Originally posted on March 23rd, 2005

Today on my drive to work I was thinking what would be really helpful to our readers and I decided helping guys get laid was a good place to start. The way I see this is if guys are getting laid more they will think about sex less hence spend more time fixing all the problems women make for the world. So I’ve started to cobble together a list of first date tips for guy that will surely help. These tips are fool proof and on the positive side guys.. Girls usually don’t expect much from us. Depending on the girl, some of these tips might not be needed.. This post isn’t aimed at picking up your average bar slut.. (if you need advice for those types of girls there is probably nothing I can do to help you).

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34% Approval or Not… and the Port Deal

Posted on February 28th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Anybody spending a couple minutes reading the news is seeing the latest CBS polls about president bush admid the uproar about DP World taking control of some U.S ports….
The CBS Poll found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating… the numbers behind the pole.. however are revealing…
“Total Republicans” contacted: 272 unweighted and 289 weighted.
“Total Democrats” contacted: 409 unweighted and 381 weighted.
“Total Independents” contacted: 337 unweighted and 348 weighted.
Also note: CBS failed to report that 66 percent of respondents thought the media devoted “too much time” to Cheney’s hunting accident.
The Pew Research Center for the People and the Press has a helpful table in this report on what percentage of Americans consider …

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The Fly Story and another Difference Picture

Posted on February 26th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

First let me start with a little story about flys..

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.”How can you tell them apart?”
He responded,”3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Another really great picture altho, usually Christine stands in the mirror telling me how hot she is, and I really never even look in a mirror .. hence the fact I’ve shown up at Christine’s door with red marker on my face….

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Why I’ll “Never Be Happy…”

Posted on February 24th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

How many times have I heard Christopher say to me, “You’re never happy!?”
Usually, it’s in response to me complaining about something legitimate like when he knows I’m coming over and asks me to do him a favor by picking up groceries for him and then he parks in the close spot and expects me to walk two blocks with his groceries… I typically say something like, “It would be really cool since I’m doing you a favor by getting you three bags of groceries, if you could park on the street and let me park in your space.” Then he usually says something like, “I let you park in my space that one time when I had you …

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Update on Christine’s Control Panel

Posted on February 24th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.


I finally found a picture of Christine’s Control Panel.. now everybody can see why she burns and stabs me for shits and giggles.

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Why the U.S. Postal Service is About as Worthless as…

Posted on February 22nd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I haven’t had a lot to rant about these past few weeks… since that time I was sick and just wanted some freaking Sudafed (which was way too much to ask of… oh… a drug store), I haven’t felt passionately angry about anything (barring Christopher of course).
But today… well… today is different.
Let’s backtrack so you can see exactly where the source of my aggravation began. A few weeks ago, the U.S. Postal service (being the ultra-efficient institution they are) raised the price of domestic letter-sized postage stamps from 37 cents to 39 cents. Okay… fine… whatever. I had a bunch of 37 cent stamps (as many people did) and if you do that math …

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