Originally posted on August 30th, 2005

Most of our regular readers have heard bits and parts of the story where Christine stabbed me in the shoulder with a steak knife. Originally I decided that I wouldn’t tell this story.. (she is embarrassed that she has a violent side… I on the other hand fully embrace mine), but I’ve come to realize that I need to tell this story just incase I come to an untimely demise.. I want everybody here to know who is responsible.

“Cunt’. That is little word was what pushed Christine over the edge.. We were hanging out in her kitchen and she was cooking dinner (as she should) and I was ranting about someone.. Probably that loony girl down in Texas being a media whore.. but anyway, I said something along these lines.. .”What a fucking cunt bitch”. Christine spins, knife in hand and impales my shoulder… at first she [...]

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Christine’s Path of Destruction

Posted on February 21st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.


I think tonight was the last straw.. I had to bring this behavior to the masses. So you finally know what a fucking lunatic Christine is.. (yes yes.. I know.. she has crazy eyes and I should have known..).. let me just say.. the girl is completely koo koo.
We play in this racquetball league.. and she said.. hey do you want to drive.. and I said.. ehhh I don’t know.. now listen.. the woman fucking scares me, she does fucked up things when she is in the car with me.. she tried to jump out into traffic on the 405 one night, she demands I let her out of the car …

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The Difference Between Men & Women…

Posted on February 20th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures, Hilarious, Sex and Relationships.


How can we possibly expect men to ever figure us out…? -) I told Christopher the other day that sometimes his motivations are just so simple that I consider them, and then dismiss ‘em because I think it can’t possibly be that simplistic. His response… “Christine… if you come up with an answer that seems too simple, you’ve probably found the right one.” LOL! This picture reminded me of that conversation.

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Christine’s Idea for Making the World a Better Place…

Posted on February 17th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So several months ago, I came up with my theory on how to make speeding tickets fair for everyone and some people liked it, and some didn’t.
I’ve come up with a sure-fire way to make the world a better place (even though this theory is much more ethereal than the other one).
Let’s say that every person, on the day they turn 21 (I picked that age somewhat arbitrarily, but since American society has deemed you’re wise enough to drink at that age, I will use it for the purpose of my post as well)… so on the day you turn 21, you get three miniature laser guns. Whenever you point one of these guns at someone …

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10 Ways to Celebrate President’s Day…

Posted on February 16th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Top Tens.


I came up with 10 very special ways to celebrate President’s Day…

1. Go hunting with the Vice President… just make sure you wear a bullet-proof vest.
2. Abuse some Iraqi prisoners and then suggest that you tear down the prison where it happened.
3. Go fishing.
4. Chop down a cherry tree… if you can’t find a cherry tree, pick an orange off of someone else’s tree.
5. Take a few months off work and go to your ranch in Texas to play golf.
6. Make a tall “Abe Lincoln” hat out of paper, then put it on and walk around a predominately black area of your city and tell the black …

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“It is Virtually Impossible to Commit a Crime with You Around.”

Posted on February 13th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, True Story.


So here is Christopher’s quote of the day… “It is virtually impossible to commit a crime with you around.”

I have to tell you what led up to this profoundly astute observation on Christopher’s part.
Today…
Christopher and I were walking back to my apartment from joining a racquetball club a few blocks from where I live (which is a story in and of itself– but I’ll save it for a later time). It’s a beautiful day in Torrance and as we walk along the sidewalk, he looks up and sees an orange tree that has peeked up above the fenced-in yard where it is planted, and about a quarter of the tree is hanging over …

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