Monthly Archives: March 2006

Shiver Me Timbers, Matey… We Gots Ourselves a Pirate Problem…

Pirates. No… not the kind that get busted for downloading music off the internet. Real, life, sea-faring pirates… except without the eye patches and peg legs. I had to laugh when I saw this story… CNN reported today that two … Continue reading

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Why Christopher is a Big Pussy… ;-)

So last night, Christopher and I were eating dinner at 11pm at the house of an elderly couple we’d only met a few hours before. It’s a story in and of itself, but I won’t get into. The important part … Continue reading

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Who’s Your (“Sugar”) Daddy???

With all the buzz about the rights and wrongs of gay marriage, and all the scrutiny about what the ?institution of marriage? is supposed to be… I thought I?d pose this question to our readers.

A few days ago, after pulling an all-nighter to meet a deadline, I sat down on the sofa the following day and turned on the t.v. hoping to find something I could fall asleep to. I chose the ?Montel Williams Show? because quite frankly, what could be more boring? But the show?s topic actually an interesting one… SugarDaddies.

Now… what exactly is a ?SugarDaddy?? A SugarDaddy is a wealthy man who, instead of a girlfriend, wants a ?SugarBaby.? The SugarBaby is typically a young, very attractive woman who will have sex with and go out with the Sugar Daddy as long as he continues to spend unearthly amounts of money on her… Continue reading

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Doctors Ruin Natural Selection

“At the time, he was uncooperative,” said the Saline County Sheriff, describing the difficulty deputies encountered in finding the cause of a self-inflicted bullet wound. Perhaps Michael, the 27-year-old victim of his inner klutz, was simply embarrassed to admit he had managed to shoot himself in the groin with a 22-caliber bullet, while armed only with a pellet gun. Continue reading

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Christine’s New Tool…

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