2006 | April | Battle of the Sexes : Chris vs Chris

Stabbing's, Poisoning's and Attempted Drowning

Originally posted on August 30th, 2005

Most of our regular readers have heard bits and parts of the story where Christine stabbed me in the shoulder with a steak knife. Originally I decided that I wouldn’t tell this story.. (she is embarrassed that she has a violent side… I on the other hand fully embrace mine), but I’ve come to realize that I need to tell this story just incase I come to an untimely demise.. I want everybody here to know who is responsible.

“Cunt’. That is little word was what pushed Christine over the edge.. We were hanging out in her kitchen and she was cooking dinner (as she should) and I was ranting about someone.. Probably that loony girl down in Texas being a media whore.. but anyway, I said something along these lines.. .”What a fucking cunt bitch”. Christine spins, knife in hand and impales my shoulder… at first she [...]

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Winners & Losers From Draft 2006

Posted on April 30th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Vince Young 3rd Pick 2006 Draft
This weekend was the NFL Draft and while there were a few gafts and a couple winners. Here are my thoughts.
The Texans were the biggest losers in the draft… how does the team with the #1 overall pick pass on Reggie Bush.. ??? There is no correct answer to this, you DO NOT PASS ON JORDAN or possibly the next Barry Sanders… Period.
The Titans were by far the biggest winners in this draft. Picking up the second most exciting playmaker in this draft with their first pick “Vince Young” and then having “Lendell White” fall into their hands in the second round… …

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Moussaui, Martyrdom, and Murder

Posted on April 28th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I haven’t personally been following the trial of Zacarias Moussaui (the only terrorist caught before the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center). The fact that this asshole even gets a trial is testament to the fairness and justness of our legal system, and he deserves one.

But here’s the interesting controversy surrounding this case…

If Moussaui is found guilty of “aggravating” factors that led to the 9/11 attacks, he will be eligible for execution. If he’s found guilty of “mitigating” factors, he will only be eligible for life in prison. But that’s not the problem…

This cone-head’s defense attorney contends that if Moussaui is executed, he will be considered a “martyr” in the …

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Unacceptable

Posted on April 28th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This vid bothered me a ton. What the is wrong with some people, seriously what makes it ok to just punch someone in the head. I’ve been in a few scraps before, nothing ever like this.

Enjoy this Violent Outburst

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Fixing the Tax System in America

Posted on April 26th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Okay… so this is actually Christopher’s theory and he’s the one who should be writing this post, but he’s in San Francisco right now on a business trip and I’m not patient enough to wait.

So the boy and I often have discussions on how to fix problems in the world and I could literally spend hours listening to his ideas because most of the time, they’re pretty good. A couple days ago, we got onto the subject of taxes (since they were due on the 15th) and how pretty much the only people who pay them are the working middle class. The poor people receive the benefit from our taxes and don’t …

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Media Whore Women & Vote Hungry DA’s.

Posted on April 23rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

This bullshit that is going on over at Duke Univerisity is reaching new levels of lowness. This alleged rape clearly is a fabrication from another delusional women making shit up because she needs some attention. This is why it’s so hard to believe a woman when she claims rape, because as often as not she is making some element of the story up.