Originally posted on June 1st, 2005

It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended but then she realized that plagiary is the best compliment… or something like that so in the hopes that I’m paying her a compliment I’m going to write about my experience with my trashy little cell phone and hopefully plagiarize a little bit in the process.

Unlike Christine, I have never gotten along with my cell phone, it is has been rocky from the beginning, I somehow knew when I picked her up on the corner of Crenshaw and Compton Blvd, (a place where white people should never venture) that she was going to end up being a trick whore with a crack addiction but I like my toys and I like my toys hack, crack and tricked out.. So [...]

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An Argument Against Natural Selection

Posted on April 23rd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

A 33-year-old Oregon man on methamphetamine and suffering from mental problems fired 12 nails from a nail gun into his head and survived. The man, who has not been identified by medical officials for privacy reasons, went to an Oregon hospital last year complaining of a headache. The man was attempting to kill himself when he fired the nails into his head.

I seriously think we should impliment a policy that when someone shoes up at a hospital with 2 or more nails in their head we just put them down, there is really no reason to ever reintroduce fucked up people like this back into society.

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Another Creative Way For the Government To Waste Money

Posted on April 21st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.


What happens if a penny is worth more than one cent?
That is an issue the U.S. Mint could soon face if the price of metals keeps rising. Already it costs the mint well more than a cent to make a penny.
This week the cost of the metals in a penny rose above 0.8 cents, more than twice the value of last fall. Because the government spends at least another six-tenths of a cent above and beyond the cost of the metal to make each penny, it will lose nearly half a cent on each new one it mints.
Another real problem could come if metals prices rise so high that it would be economical to …

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A Cat Mom’s Anxieties…

Posted on April 20th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements, True Story.

So tomorrow I’m going to Palm Springs for the weekend. And it will officially be the first time I leave my little kitty (Meisha) home alone. There are a few reasons I’m experiencing a great deal of anxiety over this…

First… Meisha is very clingy. Because I work from home, she’s used to me being with her pretty much all day. She doesn’t like to be more than a few feet from me at any given moment and even when I have to use the bathroom, she feels the need to come in with me, wait for me to get done, and then follow me back to whatever room I was in before my bathroom break. …

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Border Fence & Minutemen

Posted on April 20th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all the illegals continually protesting day after day.. week after week. It gives me this sick feeling in my stomach that I’m dreaming and I just can’t seem to wake up. Now as Christine will point out and I will freely admit I am to blame as much as anybody for the illegal immigration problem in this country. The company I work has at times, possibly even now employed illegals. The fact is the system is just broken on a gigantic level, there is no real motivation for companies to not employee illegal for certain jobs. The fact is at this time in some ways it is the …

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Ode to “Moron Guy”…

Posted on April 20th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Okay… so I’m not really one to make fun of people (at least not as brutally as Christopher does), but I just had to write a post about the guy I saw at the gym today.

It started before I even got there… I was walking from the parking lot to the building when I hear a male voice behind me singing/whispering/grunting out the lyrics to a heavy metal song. I might be the only one who finds it annoying when people sing out loud to their ipods, particularly because no one else can hear the music and they way they’re singing usually does very little to help you distinguish what song they’re listening to. But apparently not everyone …

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