Originally posted on April 28th, 2005


So lately I’ve found myself pointing out situations where I think it might be morally acceptable to hit, your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other to Christine. Generally speaking I’m not a big believer in domestic violance toward women.. I generally think people should not hit each other, and was raised never to hit a woman.. now there has been a time or two when I’m watching tv or a movie or even people in general in my life where I’ve thought that women needs her teeth knocked down her throat, alas I usually remove myself from a situation where I would ever feel the need to hit a woman. It has become so morally unacceptable to hit a woman, and I’m just not sure I agree with this, so I’ve been compiling a list of reasons where I feel a guy would be justified in being [...]

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Dog’s Turn!

Posted on April 18th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Now for some crazy dogs!!

Insane Dogs

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More Reasons Christine is Still Around

Posted on April 16th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Ok.. I know I know.. why in the world do I keep this crazy woman around, day after day.. week after week, month after month.. so I figured it was important to bring some clarity to this issue just a little. Since Christine was MOSTLY on her best behavior this weekend because of the whole birthday thing.. this is the perfect time for me to expand on how cool she can be when all is right and balanced in her world.
On Friday we were going to hang out, she actually allowed me to come home from work and take a NAP before we hung out on Friday… she then offered to take me to dinner which of course I …

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George Bush Joke of the Day…

Posted on April 14th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Hilarious.

Here’s a George Bush joke that even a third grader would find funny…
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
“Stanley,” responds the little boy.
“And what is your question, Stanley?”
“I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, …

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Christopher is the Birthday Boy!

Posted on April 12th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements.


It’s that time of year again, folks. Today is Christopher’s birthday and he’s finally grown up… 29 years old! Last year, I wrote a little post about him when he turned 28, so I thought this year, I’d just list 29 facts about Christopher in honor of his 29th. -)
1. He is a great athlete who didn’t mind taking time to teach me how to be better at racquetball back when I really sucked so that I would eventually be a more challenging opponent and we could play more often.
2. He has an irrational fear of sharks and miniature crabs.
3. He has a very active imagination.
4. Even though he hates …

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Christine’s New Obsession

Posted on April 11th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

So I thought stabbing was bad and all until a Christine has once again surprised me with her twisted mind. We are hanging out the other night after watching Buffalo 66 which in itself is an awful fucked up movie.. but it does preach a bunch of important lessons.. (ex// women are evil) anyway I digress… so after watcher her movie we stumble apon a show about Rome. Now. Keep in mind Christine has always had this sort of sick little obsession with Rome.. she has described them as.. “Delightfully evil” and we as country could learn a lot from them. So this show was mostly about Crasis putting down a slave rebellion started by Spartacus.. …

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