Monthly Archives: May 2006

So… I wouldn’t actually have relayed this story to anyone (certainly not a bunch of horndogs like you all) but those plans were changed when Christopher called me tonight. Let’s rewind… Christopher had a bad day. Normally we message each other throughout the day, but today I was in meetings all morning and most of the afternoon, so we didn’t talk at all. As I was driving home, my cell phone rang exactly 7 minutes after Christopher’s work day ends and it was him. He spent the next 34 minutes telling me about all the shit that happened at work today and in a sort of pathetic, beat-down voice he ended the conversation by telling me he thought maybe he should go to the gym. I encouraged him. Later on, he messaged me to tell me about a server issue he was dealing with after he got home and explained that his home phone number no longer works because he got pissed off at the phone company and canceled it. The boy had a seriously rough day. So I say… “Would you like to hear something that will make you laugh?” He says he’d love to hear something funny, so I proceed with my story. Now, I certainly wouldn’t have shared this story on the blog… except when I finished, Christopher informed me that he was going to post it if I didn’t. In the interest of keeping the facts true… I told him I’d post it. So here it is… enjoy. Continue reading →