Originally posted on March 23rd, 2005

Today on my drive to work I was thinking what would be really helpful to our readers and I decided helping guys get laid was a good place to start. The way I see this is if guys are getting laid more they will think about sex less hence spend more time fixing all the problems women make for the world. So I’ve started to cobble together a list of first date tips for guy that will surely help. These tips are fool proof and on the positive side guys.. Girls usually don’t expect much from us. Depending on the girl, some of these tips might not be needed.. This post isn’t aimed at picking up your average bar slut.. (if you need advice for those types of girls there is probably nothing I can do to help you).

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Christine’s Favorite Drunk

Posted on June 27th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Christine has been asking me to post this video of her Uncle Tom from Nebraska for the last couple weeks. I finally got the time, energy and motivation to hook her up. Enjoy!

You guys decide.
Drunk? Click To View The Video

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The New & Improved Chris vs Chris!

Posted on June 25th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements.

Well, y’all… here it is! Christopher worked is cute little ass off for weeks on the redesign (I helped some… by reorganizing content and offering feedback on the layout, and by giving him a little oral encouragement every now and then and this is what came of all the labor… the brand new cvc site.

Personally, I love it!

It’s not quite perfect yet… Christopher is still working on fixing a few bugs here and there (I don’t think it works in IE yet either– a big bug), but it’s way faster than our old site, it has a much more organized home page so you can see more posts without scrolling and clicking on as many links, and …

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Squeaky Clean Colon Cleansing

Posted on June 22nd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.


So about a week ago, Christopher expressed to me his desire that I get more fit. Translation… he wants me to lose weight. I didn’t react to that request so well which then prompted a fight where he also expressed that I’m difficult to talk to about things… but that’s a whole ‘nother post all together. Point is… it prompted me to turn over this new leaf in the Christine Fitness Regime. Now… please understand that prior to this, I didn’t see myself as “unfit.” I’d been doing an hour of cardio 5 days a week, kicked Christopher’s ass in a 5k run in March, and always had salad …

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Big Decision… Big Day… Lasik, Here I Come!

Posted on June 21st, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, True Story.


So I finally, finally, finally did it! Yesterday, while at my optometrist’s office, I made the decision that contact lenses are going to be a thing of the past for me, and I’m going to finally get Lasik surgery. I’ve been wanting this for years, but just never got around to making the appointment with the surgeon and committing to a date to go under the knife (er… I mean, laser). But now it’s set in stone. August 17th is the big day!

I’m super excited about this. If you’re someone who was lucky enough to have crap eye sight like myself, you’ll understand when I say -5.25 in my …

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Keeping Romance Alive…

Posted on June 21st, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.


So thanks to myspace, I recently reconnected with one of my male friends from high school. He used to be one of my best friends–the closest thing I ever had to having a protective older brother– and I always thought very highly of him… still do. So we recently reconnected and are still in the process of talking about what our lives have been like for the last 15 years and last night we were chatting online about our respective relationships and he made an interesting comment.

He said that his girlfriend told him that he wasn’t “the marrying type” and he was sort of offended by that (despite the fact I think …

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