Monthly Archives: June 2006

Christine’s Favorite Drunk

Christine has been asking me to post this video of her Uncle Tom from Nebraska for the last couple weeks. I finally got the time, energy and motivation to hook her up. Enjoy!

You guys decide.
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The New & Improved Chris vs Chris!

Well, y’all… here it is! Christopher worked is cute little ass off for weeks on the redesign (I helped some… by reorganizing content and offering feedback on the layout, and by giving him a little oral encouragement every now and … Continue reading

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Squeaky Clean Colon Cleansing


So about a week ago, Christopher expressed to me his desire that I get more fit. Translation… he wants me to lose weight. I didn’t react to that request so well which then prompted a fight where he also expressed that I’m difficult to talk to about things… but that’s a whole ‘nother post all together. Point is… it prompted me to turn over this new leaf in the Christine Fitness Regime. Now… please understand that prior to this, I didn’t see myself as “unfit.” I’d been doing an hour of cardio 5 days a week, kicked Christopher’s ass in a 5k run in March, and always had salad for lunch and subbed salad for french fries whenever I ate out. But… I wouldn’t mind looking like Pam Anderson (without the hepatitis sunken in eye look) and I definitely don’t have THAT body… so I have decided to make that my personal goal. Then I will be happy, Christopher will be happy, and maybe he’ll start inviting me to come along when he goes out with his friends. We’ll see…
Pamela Anderson –> <-- Very nice body (good job, Pam!)


Well… as a part of my new health regime, I got myself a personal trainer who suggested I do a colon cleanse. So I am… I chose an all-herbal one that basically consists of taking two pills (one fiber pill and one that’s a plethora of– according to the package– seemingly beneficial herbs all powdered up and made into the other pill).

When I told Christopher I was doing this, he decided to… Continue reading

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Big Decision… Big Day… Lasik, Here I Come!


So I finally, finally, finally did it! Yesterday, while at my optometrist’s office, I made the decision that contact lenses are going to be a thing of the past for me, and I’m going to finally get Lasik surgery. I’ve been wanting this for years, but just never got around to making the appointment with the surgeon and committing to a date to go under the knife (er… I mean, laser). But now it’s set in stone. August 17th is the big day!

I’m super excited about this. If you’re someone who was lucky enough to have crap eye sight like myself, you’ll understand when I say… Continue reading

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Keeping Romance Alive…


So thanks to myspace, I recently reconnected with one of my male friends from high school. He used to be one of my best friends–the closest thing I ever had to having a protective older brother– and I always thought very highly of him… still do. So we recently reconnected and are still in the process of talking about what our lives have been like for the last 15 years and last night we were chatting online about our respective relationships and he made an interesting comment.

He said that his girlfriend told him that he wasn’t “the marrying type” and he was sort of offended by that (despite the fact I think most guys would rejoice to hear that, especially if the girlfriend wasn’t breaking up with them after realizing it). And we talked a little bit about how he used to have romantic notions of finding the right girl to marry and all that… and then made the comment I found most interesting. He said… “Romance is hard to maintain though.”

I can see his point. I think a lot of guys run into this eventually. And I think it’s somewhat problematic in a lot of relationships because (1) women tend to like romance (or I should say it’s a bigger part of the relationship for them) than men; (2) most guys put in a lot of effort to be romantic in the early stages of a relationship and then don’t keep up that effort as the relationship becomes more secure and comfortable; and (3) the dwindling acts of romanticism on the guy’s part can cause the woman to feel like she’s now being taken for granted, or less appreciated than she once was.

So I decided to write a post on keeping romance alive… Continue reading

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