Originally posted on March 23rd, 2005

Today on my drive to work I was thinking what would be really helpful to our readers and I decided helping guys get laid was a good place to start. The way I see this is if guys are getting laid more they will think about sex less hence spend more time fixing all the problems women make for the world. So I’ve started to cobble together a list of first date tips for guy that will surely help. These tips are fool proof and on the positive side guys.. Girls usually don’t expect much from us. Depending on the girl, some of these tips might not be needed.. This post isn’t aimed at picking up your average bar slut.. (if you need advice for those types of girls there is probably nothing I can do to help you).

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Starving the Homeless in Vegas

Posted on July 29th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

So by now, you’ve probably heard about this ridiculous law in Las Vegas passed by the city council that makes it illegal (yes, $1,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail) for feeding homeless people in the park. The whole thing started when homeowners and residents around the park complained that they can’t even use the park facilities because of the large number of homeless people that congregate and sleep there. Exacerbating the problem (apparently) are mobile soup kitchens that come by the park to feed the homeless people. The residents felt that by bringing food to the homeless population at the park, it discourages them from going to a shelter to receive food and encourages …

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How to be a Good Blow Job Recipient

Posted on July 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So I was chatting with one of my guy friends the other night and he started talking about this girl he’s dating and he told me he was kind of frustrated with the sex and I asked him why and he said that she doesn’t give blow jobs. Honestly, I was a little stunned. It’s the 21st century… who doesn’t give blow jobs??? Now I can understand not having oral sex when having casual sex…because quite frankly, if you’re going to use a condom or a dental dam then what’s the point? But in a committed, monogamous relationship, why wouldn’t you (unless you have some sexual hang up)?

Let me preface this post about how …

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The Sperm Sample

Posted on July 20th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So… after only 2 hours of sleep and waking up at 4 AM to make a 7AM flight back to the good ole US of A… I get in a cab at 5AM and my very perky Irish cab driver (only in Canada, huh?) has apparently been awake and chipper for hours and can’t wait to spend the entire half hour drive to the airport telling me dirty jokes. A few were pretty funny… and I thought I’d pass this particular one on since I’d never heard it before and it made me laugh out loud. Here it goes…

An eighty-year old guy goes to the doctor and the doctor hands him a little plastic cup with …

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Christine Returns Soon!

Posted on July 16th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Less then 24 Hours.. ummmm I think until Christine is back home YEAH!

Now those of you who read our blog on a regular basis know I’m a very… forgiving person and generally super easy going… I’m gracious and generious with my time and effort for all kinds of things… and while Christine was gone my patience with her and my generousity toward her was serverly tested on multiple occassions and not just by the cute asian sisters who keep comming to my apartment everyday trying to sell me magazines…. ANYWAY before I dig myself any deeper of a hole let me get on with retelling the trials of the last few weeks.

First without Christine …

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Site Score :(

Posted on July 9th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

So.. our site score was a nice 8.3 at one time I was sure my beatifully valid html code would push us over 9.0.. but sitescore has now.. implimented…

The following 7 features were specifically identified:

Good: Contact details, RSS feed, News, Search facility,

Bad: Adult content, or the suggestion thereof, Profanity, Moderate profanity. Generally, our analysis detected an extremely negative selection of text and features.

LOL!, I guess we are shit out of luck eh?

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