Monthly Archives: July 2006

Starving the Homeless in Vegas

So by now, you’ve probably heard about this ridiculous law in Las Vegas passed by the city council that makes it illegal (yes, $1,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail) for feeding homeless people in the park. The whole thing started when homeowners and residents around the park complained that they can’t even use the park facilities because of the large number of homeless people that congregate and sleep there. Exacerbating the problem (apparently) are mobile soup kitchens that come by the park to feed the homeless people. The residents felt that by bringing food to the homeless population at the park, it discourages them from going to a shelter to receive food and encourages them to stay at the park.

Now… all this makes sense to me. My sister used to work in West Hollywood and on the block where her company was, a mobile needle cart would come by and distribute clean needles to the heroin addicts. She said she pretty much had to step over junkees every time she wanted to walk to her car. And the businesses in the area didn’t appreciate it. I don’t blame them. Of course, these people who aren’t particularly mobile, or have anything better to do, are going to hang around and wait for their free food and free needles. And on some level, I understand that distributing free needles and food does help to minimize the spread of HIV and in some ways “contain” the problem of homeless drug use.

And I also believe that we have a responsibility to help our own people as much as we can. But I don’t think that encouraging them to 1. continue to use drugs, and 2. break the law (drug use is still illegal here), is really helping anyone. And I certainly don’t think that imposing this problem on local residents and businesses who have a vested interest in keeping their neighborhoods clean and safe is the right way to go about this. Aaahhh, you say, but homelessness and the drug epidemic is everyone’s problem. And I don’t disagree… Continue reading

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How to be a Good Blow Job Recipient

So I was chatting with one of my guy friends the other night and he started talking about this girl he’s dating and he told me he was kind of frustrated with the sex and I asked him why and … Continue reading

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The Sperm Sample

So… after only 2 hours of sleep and waking up at 4 AM to make a 7AM flight back to the good ole US of A… I get in a cab at 5AM and my very perky Irish cab driver (only in Canada, huh?) has apparently been awake and chipper for hours and can’t wait to spend the entire half hour drive to the airport telling me dirty jokes. A few were pretty funny… and I thought I’d pass this particular one on since I’d never heard it before and it made me laugh out loud. Here it goes…

An eighty-year old guy goes to the doctor and the doctor hands him a little plastic cup with the lid on it. He tells the old man to go home, jack off in the cup, and bring it back the next day. So the guy goes home and when he comes back the next day, the cup is empty.

“What happened?” asked the doctor. “You don’t need to fill it, but we need you to put at least a little in there.”

“I tried,” says the old man shaking his… Continue reading

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Christine Returns Soon!

Less then 24 Hours.. ummmm I think until Christine is back home YEAH! Now those of you who read our blog on a regular basis know I’m a very… forgiving person and generally super easy going… I’m gracious and generious … Continue reading

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Site Score :(

So.. our site score was a nice 8.3 at one time I was sure my beatifully valid html code would push us over 9.0.. but sitescore has now.. implimented…

The following 7 features were specifically identified:

Good: Contact details, RSS feed, News, Search facility,

Bad: Adult content, or the suggestion thereof, Profanity, Moderate profanity. Generally, our analysis detected an extremely negative selection of text and features.

LOL!, I guess we are shit out of luck eh? Continue reading

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