Monthly Archives: August 2006

The Stuttering Kitty

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some … Continue reading

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Another Joke that the Girls can Relate to…

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So…what’ll it be?” The woman did not hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. “The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lady, be reasonable… Continue reading

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Christine is sooo ruthless.

So yes.. I managed to make her angry again.. and this time instead of punishing me with hours of whinning on the phone, she came up with something original. It seems she was inspired by the new Grudge 2 movie … Continue reading

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AOL’s Fall From Grace

When I meant Christine she used AOL.. which was almost a reason not to go on a second date with her… but eventually I explained to her the major flaws of AOL.. so today we have another example of AOL’s … Continue reading

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A Hackers Guild To Losing Weight

Ok.. for the last few weeks I’ve been immensed in accounting and coding and I’ve been a major slacker when it comes to posting. I did however come across a nice little equation for losing 10 lbs while I sit … Continue reading

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