Originally posted on March 30th, 2005

5 Ways to Train Your Man to Get Every Last Drop Inside the Bowl…

1. Line the floor around the toilet with issues of his favorite sports magazine. Since we know a man will never actually bend down and pick up anything that is on the floor, he will be very careful not to drip on them. Note: when trying this, it is very important that you use only sports magazines. If you use issues of Playboy or some other T & A magazine, you may end up needing to wipe down the floor and the walls…

2. Put a handful of cheerios in the toilet. Men love simple, mindless games that challenge their motor skills. This is why they stand in line for hours to purchase the latest games on X-box. When he sees the cheerios floating in the toilet, his first inclination will [...]

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Christopher’s Ultra Jihad

Posted on August 2nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Originally I wanted Chris vs Chris to declare Ultra Jihad but I have yet to recruit Christine to my cause because she is a heathen…. so what is a Ultra Jihad? Since bringing down the a state or destroying a religion are relatively minor goals.. and I’m an American declaring a Jihad I felt obligated to do it “better” then your average sand monkey.

Christine?s Boss - I think it’s great that Christine is now a ultra successful porn writer.. it has great advantages, for example, we went to dinner and she paid for the second time (ever), (laugh Christine) but this traveling to Canada shit every couple weeks is uncalled for. Now I’m back taking care of …

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Guilty as Charged

Posted on August 1st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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