Originally posted on May 14th, 2005


If you’re at all like me, you’ve had an ongoing love/hate relationship with your cell phone for a long time. It all started last May when I called Verizon to break off our relationship, and I ended up not only taking it back, but upgrading as well.

Apparently, after a long discussion, we both realized it was me that wasn’t putting enough into the relationship… so I agreed to pay more each month, spend more time sharing intimate conversations with my cell, and we were all hoping things would get better. Part of the problem was that my cell phone wasn’t the same phone I bought years ago. The cell I met and fell head over heels for was a company that no longer exists. It was bought out, changed, given a face lift… it happened again and again until it became what it [...]

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Christopher’s Ultra Jihad

Posted on August 2nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Originally I wanted Chris vs Chris to declare Ultra Jihad but I have yet to recruit Christine to my cause because she is a heathen…. so what is a Ultra Jihad? Since bringing down the a state or destroying a religion are relatively minor goals.. and I’m an American declaring a Jihad I felt obligated to do it “better” then your average sand monkey.

Christine?s Boss - I think it’s great that Christine is now a ultra successful porn writer.. it has great advantages, for example, we went to dinner and she paid for the second time (ever), (laugh Christine) but this traveling to Canada shit every couple weeks is uncalled for. Now I’m back taking care of …

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Guilty as Charged

Posted on August 1st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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