Originally posted on February 28th, 2005

Want to fuck girls that look like this? ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words Hes nice you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that shes not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy shes talking about not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women dont use the word Nice to describe men that theyre FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the usual nice guy routine?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didnt think so.

(Hint: In case you havent figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I dont think its a coincidence that the words nice guy translate into ICE-NAY UY-GAY in Pig [...]

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The Princess Weekend

Posted on September 25th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So this week is the official two-year anniversary of Christopher and my first date. I’m not sure if he knows that or not… he’s not big on commemorating the past (which I’ve found most men aren’t in the way women are), but Christopher in particular likes to focus on the present and future. So I’m guessing he didn’t remember that it’s been a full two years since our destinies collided.

But it doesn’t matter anyway. We’ve both come a long way in two years. We’ve grown and changed, and our lives have taken turns we never anticipated. And despite all the rough times we’ve had individually, and the even rougher spots in our relationship, we did …

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Why Islamic Terrorist are Cool with Suicide

Posted on September 10th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Let’s see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no music.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and bra-less beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas!

Everybody else in the world hates you, and every sane country’s army uses you for target practice.

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can’t shave. Your wife can’t shave. You can’t even …

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Football Frenzy… A Gentle Reminder

Posted on September 9th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sports Fanatics.

Not to re-hash an old post, but I did write a post last year for the ladies to inspire strength during football season. It was titled “Ten Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He’s Watching Football” and I thought I’d post the link here again in case any new readers would like to benefit from the advice… and to remind the women the best way to deal with a man who can’t pry himself away from the television screen. -) Enjoy.

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More Illigal Immigration News

Posted on September 7th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Latest telephone poll results on whether or not people in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

41%: Yes, it is a serious problem.

59%: “No hablo Ingl

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The Lost Art of Being a Good Wife

Posted on September 6th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the nigth before , to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and concerned about his needs.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’;ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch-up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.

3. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached his haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for …

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