Originally posted on April 17th, 2007

So we’re sitting there at dinner last night and Christopher, out of nowhere like he sometimes does, cocks his head subtly to the left. This is what happens when he suddenly has an epiphany about something. Rarely do these epiphanies ever have anything to do with what we were just talking about before hand, so I’ve stopped trying to link them back to anything I might possibly understand. I just accept them for what they are.

We were sitting there, eating focaccia (that’s the name of that kind of bread you had last night, Chris) and discussing how posting a photo of Terra Patrick under that crazy Indian sweaty monkey sex girl’s desperate attempt at finding a boyfriend that won’t beat her made any kind of logical sense (trust me, it didn’t… the only person who understood what the hell Christopher was trying to convey was Eric whose [...]

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The Princess Weekend

Posted on September 25th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So this week is the official two-year anniversary of Christopher and my first date. I’m not sure if he knows that or not… he’s not big on commemorating the past (which I’ve found most men aren’t in the way women are), but Christopher in particular likes to focus on the present and future. So I’m guessing he didn’t remember that it’s been a full two years since our destinies collided.

But it doesn’t matter anyway. We’ve both come a long way in two years. We’ve grown and changed, and our lives have taken turns we never anticipated. And despite all the rough times we’ve had individually, and the even rougher spots in our relationship, we did …

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Why Islamic Terrorist are Cool with Suicide

Posted on September 10th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Let’s see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no music.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and bra-less beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas!

Everybody else in the world hates you, and every sane country’s army uses you for target practice.

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can’t shave. Your wife can’t shave. You can’t even …

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Football Frenzy… A Gentle Reminder

Posted on September 9th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sports Fanatics.

Not to re-hash an old post, but I did write a post last year for the ladies to inspire strength during football season. It was titled “Ten Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He’s Watching Football” and I thought I’d post the link here again in case any new readers would like to benefit from the advice… and to remind the women the best way to deal with a man who can’t pry himself away from the television screen. -) Enjoy.

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More Illigal Immigration News

Posted on September 7th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Latest telephone poll results on whether or not people in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

41%: Yes, it is a serious problem.

59%: “No hablo Ingl

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The Lost Art of Being a Good Wife

Posted on September 6th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the nigth before , to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and concerned about his needs.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’;ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch-up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.

3. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached his haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for …

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