Originally posted on April 24th, 2005

Gone Wild
The story begins several months ago when Christopher banished a half-used bag of russet potatoes to the dark, cool, cavernous area below his kitchen sink. Shoving the plastic bag in the cabinet, he went on with his daily activities like learning. The potatoes didn’t fare well in “the hole.” As a matter of fact, it wasn’t long before the eyes, shrouded by the darkness, began to spore tiny green tentacles. Their once tough brown skin loosened as the starchy insides shrank, becoming loose and leathery. Desperate for water and sunlight, the roots took on a flesh color and began to slide along the press board bottom until they reached the side. With nowhere to go but up, they slowly crept, ascending further and further each day.

Weeks passed while Christopher went about his business, too preoccupied to remember the half bag of [...]

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Only In America

Posted on October 30th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A Somali arrives in New York as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!” But the passer-by says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.”

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!” The person says, “I no American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says “Thank you for the wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says …

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The Great Pumpkin Scandle

Posted on October 29th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

So last night Christine calls me up and say’s “Hey lets not spend any money tonight”, and I think hell ya I’m down with that.. ( this usually means I’m getting laid all evening and it’s going to be a relatively relaxing evening… ) but last night was a little different. She follows the lets not spend any money with … “Let’s carve pumpkins!”.. I think.. um.. ok… cool that will be fun. So I head over and pick her up.. Before we get out of my car I say “I thought you didn’t want to spend money tonight” to which she responds.. “Chris this is like $10 total.. …

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Firefox 2.0 Release… Get Some.

Posted on October 24th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Well I wanted to post about the pelican that swallowed the pigeon whole over in London today but instead there was some late breaking software news… Firefox 2.0 has release.. Officially… go ahead go and get it people.

Check out the nice cake Microsoft sent over to Mozilla.

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Why Hockey Fans Shouldn’t Play Fantasy Football…

Posted on October 24th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

There are certain things in life that some of us just shouldn’t do, for example I shouldn’t write movies… Christine has informed me of this many times… ( I always want to make everybody a killer, even the little kid with the ice cream ) and Christine probably isn’t cut out for the Military. There are less extremes to this of course where certain hobbies should be left alone.. I’m really not going to ever be a world class scrap booker. I would like to state right now.. that Hockey players probably shouldn’t play Fantasy Football… it’s just not healthy for there delicate ego’s.

Christine and I have fired up a fantasy football league this year with a couple …

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Great Halloween Mind-Bender!

Posted on October 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Still in the Halloween spirit, Christopher found this great mind-bending test that is guaranteed to make you smarter. Click on the link below and look at the two pictures. There are three differences in them– very, very hard to find. Without spoiling it, or giving an obvious hint, I will say that one of the hidden differences does have to do with a popular Halloween theme. Good luck! Oh… by the way… if you want to beat Christopher’s time, you have to find all three in less than 46 seconds.


Click here
to see the pictures side by side.

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