Originally posted on June 1st, 2005

It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended but then she realized that plagiary is the best compliment… or something like that so in the hopes that I’m paying her a compliment I’m going to write about my experience with my trashy little cell phone and hopefully plagiarize a little bit in the process.

Unlike Christine, I have never gotten along with my cell phone, it is has been rocky from the beginning, I somehow knew when I picked her up on the corner of Crenshaw and Compton Blvd, (a place where white people should never venture) that she was going to end up being a trick whore with a crack addiction but I like my toys and I like my toys hack, crack and tricked out.. So [...]

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Come on… Stop Picking on Miami…

Posted on October 18th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

CLEARLY the world is over reacting here.. we really need to get off Miami’s case.. it’s not like someone got killed.. or even injured…. A little southern beatdown.. and helmet swinging.. come on.. this is common in college football.. right?? I mean 13 players suspended for one game!!! Against their arch rivel duke no less (tounge in cheek here people duke is quite possibly the worst football program in Division 1). A one game suspension against duke.. now that hurts.. HURTS… it really doesn’t get any tougher then that… it’s not like beating someone up is a crime.. or that you could actually hurt someone by swinging your helmet.. that is a little ridiculous don’t ya think? Infact, …

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Awesome Halloween Jack-o-lantern!

Posted on October 10th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

In the spirit of Halloween and all that is creatively macabre, here is a very cool picture of a Jack-o-lantern. Why a pumpkin this lucky to become a Jack-o-lantern would ever want to end it all… is beyond me. We’ll call it Terrell Owens syndrome. -)

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Michelle Wie & a Marine

Posted on October 6th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Michelle Wie in a picture for the ages

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline …

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