Originally posted on April 3rd, 2005


I’m really sick of these carb counting pussies. All I hear out of everybody who is a fat ass or overweight is oh I can’t eat this and I can’t eat that. As Dr. Denis Leary once said “Shut the fuck up”. You need carbs, if you don’t eat carbs your liver will rot and your brain cells will most likely dry up and die. So you will be nice and thin but you will start turning yellow and be as stupid as a rock. Why don’t you fat fucks just try eating a little less instead of trying to subtract fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food. Seriously doesn’t anybody else realize how fucking asnine that is? How about we all stop looking to some fat fucking dead [...]

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Wampanoag Walka Walka

Posted on November 26th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

So for the past month or so Christine and I have been debating if her 3/4 Indian blood makes her a “real” life American Native Indian.

Granted her 1/8 German, 1/8 English, 2/8 Mutt really muddle her bloodline, however I thought I could and therefor should put this debate to rest once and for all. Two or three days ago on Thanksgiving Christine and I were kicking it and watching the History Channel where there was a documentary about the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Indian tribe. It turns out the the Wampanoag tribe is the same tribe that Christine’s bloodline came from. I quickly decided that Wampanoag was a horrible name and changed …

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Cute, Dumb & Fun - The Perfect Combo

Posted on November 22nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Cool Tech & Web stuff.

Christine just refuses to believe me when it comes to video games. I think this video completely proves my point why cheap fun is the best kind.

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The Baby Name Controversy

Posted on November 20th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, True Story.

Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant (at least as far as I know, I’m not)… but since Christopher and I are the king (and queen) of having discussions and often arguments about things that don’t yet have any relevance in our lives, I figured I’d share our latest one with you.

Last night, we’re at Blockbuster looking for a movie. As we peruse the aisles in “let’s carry it around mode” which basically means, we can’t decide what movie we want, we see one we might want, so we “carry it around” the store in case we find something better, which usually ends up with us having six movies we sort of want to see (but not really) by the time …

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The Republican and the Democrat

Posted on November 16th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, …

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OJ Explains How He WOULD HAVE Killed Nicole Simpson - But Of Course, He Didn’t…

Posted on November 15th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

I have believed ever since that fateful day when OJ Simpson and Al Cowlings led L.A. police on that low speed chase down the 405 freeway so many years ago, that OJ Simpson murdered his estranged ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman. After watching hours and hours of the court room theatrics during the trial and seeing how celebrity money can literally buy a legal team that will get you out of anything– literally even murder– I felt more strongly than ever that the man was guilty.

But as we all know, OJ did get away with murder.

If that weren’t enough for him to count his lucky stars that he’s not sitting on California’s …

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