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Help! I Can't Break Up with My Cell Phone

Originally posted on May 14th, 2005

If you’re at all like me, you’ve had an ongoing love/hate relationship with your cell phone for a long time. It all started last May when I called Verizon to break off our relationship, and I ended up not only taking it back, but upgrading as well.

Apparently, after a long discussion, we both realized it was me that wasn’t putting enough into the relationship… so I agreed to pay more each month, spend more time sharing intimate conversations with my cell, and we were all hoping things would get better. Part of the problem was that my cell phone wasn’t the same phone I bought years ago. The cell I met and fell head over heels for was a company that no longer exists. It was bought out, changed, given a face lift… it happened again and again until it became what it [...]

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5 Levels of Love - It’s a Happy New Year!

Posted on December 31st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This is how you can tell where you stand with your woman guys.

She freely gives you a great hand jobs.
She will throw some licking and sucking but still finish you off with her hand.
She now gives blow jobs freely and takes it in her mouth.. but she spits.
She has now developed a fetish for your semen and sends you nasty text messages about how badly she needs it.
She has graduated to full porn star status and prefers facials… she also occasionally takes it in her mouth and holds it on her tongue with a sultry look and smile on her face. She now relishes the protein and skin care benefits of cum.

I’m extremely happy to announce on the …

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New Year Resolutions / Goals 2007

Posted on December 27th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

What a remarkably witty title eh?

Visit the Jet Strip twice a month.. to promote blood circulation of course & spend less than 10k doing it.
Get some more cleavage shots of Christine for the blog & get Christine to make out with a Chic.
Do some heavy recoding and optimization of CvC, set some dedicated time apart for this.
Launch a profitable web 2.0 internet application.
Write more and write slightly better for CvC. Time to start glancing at a grammar book.
Take Christine out to a nice dinner once per month… ( a different place each time - 12 new places this year ).
Hit Vegas with my boys for a guys weekend… only insignificant others allowed.
Get my passport - maybe use it.
Replace

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Time Warner Cable has Sunk to a New Low

Posted on December 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It, True Story.

Let me invite you all to share my pain.

For the last two weeks, my digital phone service with Time Warner has sucked. In the middle of conversations, my calls drop. People try to call me and although it rings forever on their end, it doesn’t ring at all on my end. Christopher has even gotten a recorded message when he’s tried to call that my phone is not accepting calls.

So… it was evident, that since I’m paying for this fabulously reliable phone service, I would eventually have to call Time Warner’s customer service and let them know. I knew it would be painful, but until today… I had no idea what kind of agony a VOIP …

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The Christmas Trip Home

Posted on December 22nd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, True Story.

Let me preface this with… I love my Christopher to death. He’s truly one of the most interesting people I know. He’s extremely smart, ambitious, reliable, funny. He reminds me of the type of guy I remember knowing in high school that I would have had a secret crush on… the kind that is good at everything (academics, athletics, etc.), is always invited to the fun parties, always makes the parties fun, and is always just a little hard to figure out completely. I didn’t know him in high school, but I’m guessing that’s what he was like.

Having had the opportunity to get close to Christopher, and really get to know him, some of those mysteries …

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