Originally posted on March 14th, 2005


Here’s how to tell if your man is straight or gay…

10.
Straight: He wears the same shirt for three days.
Gay: He wears three shirts a day.

9.
Straight: He thinks you spend too much money on getting your hair done.
Gay: He offers to do your belliage for you to save you money.

8.
Straight: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “I can’t judge if other guys are hot or not.”
Gay: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “Well… not as hot as Antonio Banderas.”

7.
Straight: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves either golf, football, or lap dances.
Gay: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves dancing, wine tasting, or a quick trip to San Francisco.

6.
Straight: He owns [...]

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A Flawed System: Child Suport

Posted on December 13th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

Imagine that you’re a divorced father driving to your court designated trade off point to pick up your son for the weekend. You make it there on time, but your Ex is a good 30 minutes late. When she finally arrives, you notice that she’s driving a brand new SUV. You glance at your chevy (over 10 years old and falling apart) and you feel a small twinge of anger at the base of your skull. You squash it back down because today you have bigger fish to fry.

Ignoring the SUV, you ask your Ex if you can have you son on Father’s day. This year, it doesn’t fall on your weekend, but you’d still really like to spend it …

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Relationship Issues.

Posted on December 12th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Okay… so for those of you who have read Chrisvschris since its inception almost 2 years ago… you know we sometimes bring our relationship issues to the masses to get their opinion on who’s right and who’s wrong and sometimes we even get advice on how to solve some of this stuff. Granted, there are issues in every relationship, some bigger hurdles than others, but for us… at least for me… this one seems to be coming back over and over again, and I’d like to find a way to put it to rest forever– especially since Christopher and I have gotten a bit more serious in the relationship.

Here’s the problem: Christopher and I live (we maintain separate …

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Quite possibly the world’s most versatile fruit…

Posted on December 5th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

I’m so horny, er, uh… I mean hungry… I can hardly think straight. I’m craving potassium. Anyone got a banana???

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Basically Complete Shit

Posted on December 2nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It, Sports Fanatics.


The NFL
College Basketball
The NHL
College Football Division II, III, Iaa
College Baseball
Little League Worldsearies
The NBA
High School Football

ok.. ok..

I could go on and on and on.. the point is.. ALL of these leagues have their playoff systems ALL WRONG.

How can they not see the light and implement the BCS system that College Football Division one uses… come on people the BCS rocks and here’s 5 reasons why.

1. Nobody understands it so nobody can really say it’s wrong.. (think about how interested it is to decide the national champion with a system that doesn’t make sense).

2. No matter what there is never a clear cut national champion, so the the debate about who the best team.. …

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