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Originally posted on August 23rd, 2007
*UM ERMUM*
Glancing up from my newly poured steaming cup of coffee at the wimpy looking dude behind the counter at Starfucks I think to myself.. “what now”.
Christopher: “What’s up?”
SFE: (Starfucks Employee): Points at the tip cup.
Christopher: “You want me to tip you??”
SFE: “It’s customary…….”
Christopher: “So is being heterosexual”
SFE: “Pardon…..”
Christopher: “You want me to tip you for pouring me a cup of coffee? There is no way I’m giving you a tip for that… are you out of your fucking mind.. do you really expect people who just paid like.. 5 dollars for a cup of coffee to fork over some lose change just because you made a poor career choice?”
SFE: “HEY! I HAD TO GO TO COLLEGE FOR THIS!”
Christopher: “What… are you fucking serious.. NOBODY goes to college to learn how to pour a cup of coffee.. unless their fucking retarded. Are you retarded?”
SFE: “You have no idea [...]
