Originally posted on April 4th, 2008

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally of physically unfit for the job.
  3. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or [...]

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Men Really Are All The Same

Posted on December 25th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Men All The Same

Men All The Same

Men All The Same

Men All The Same

Men All The Same

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

Posted on December 24th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: True Story.

Hope you all have a wonderful holiday!

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Exposing Ponzi

Posted on December 21st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

So my brother was recently a victim of a Ponzi Scheme… I knew it was it was happening but people do need to learn these lessons themselves.. so there really wasn’t any point in explaining it to him.. because until you experience one it’s hard to believe whatever magical business your getting wrapped up in is an Ponzi scheme.  Well even tho it’s best to experience the Ponzi for yourself.. I’m still going to try and explain in a nutshale what it is and where it came from.

In 1920, Charles Ponzi, ran a scheme in which returns are paid to earlier investors entirely out of the money paid into the scheme from newer investors.  This type of scheme shows how the lure of money can and will fool even the most agile mind!

JOIN NOW!  This amazing system really works.  I was on welfare and today, three weeks later, I’m a multimillionaire. 

How many times have you been invited to join in a remarkable and foolproof new scheme that promises huge returns for a mere $1 “investment” of your own money?  New versions of the …

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Airports Suck - Flying Sucks

Posted on December 20th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

We need some fast trains or something in America… flying just sucks.

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Parenting With Pictures

Posted on December 17th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

Well hot on the heals of my how to parent post.. I figured it was time to show that there are actually some real moron parents out there.

My Bitch Mom

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Package Child

Smoking Child

Jackhammer Smoking

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