Originally posted on July 22nd, 2005

1. When she starts to talk crazy.. (like accusing you of taking her granted), thank her politely for cooking you lunch and get up and start to put your shoes and and then tell her what time you will be back for dinner.

2. When she tells you “You don’t really care about me”, look at her bewildered and ask her to define her meaning of “care” because is going to have to be more specific

3. When she tells you to let her out of the car… slam on your breaks, open and the door and push here out… you won’t get this chance often so make the most of it.

4. It is a good idea to “girlfriend proof” one of the rooms in your house.. and what I mean is.. add a couple extra steal dead lock’s, add some sound proofing barriers and make sure there is a window you can [...]

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Visual History of the Battle

Posted on January 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Announcements.

Well I’m all about giving back and this is a special anniversary post. Here is a look back visually of the last two years on Chris vs Chris. It’s not quite our Birthday yet.. so it’s an early present.

All the thumbnails lead to a much larger version.

Version 1: Feb 2005:

Battle of the Sexes Version One
This is what we hatch from some random conversation we had on some random evening.

Version 2: August 2005

Batltle of the Sexes Version Two
We started to add our trademark blue and pink at this point, the site was still modeled on the same …

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Not a Geek eh?

Posted on January 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Ok… look who’s playin some magic…

Christine The Magic The Gathering Girl

Yes I did ask her NOT to eat the cards.. I will give her props for being the most creative Magic player ever. She can utterly make up some rules.. and then look at you STUNNED if you question them…

Rule: Draw 7 random cards…
Christine’s Rule: I want to pick the 7

Rule: Use the Cards in your hand
Christine’s Rule: This one isn’t useful I’m going to trade it out for a new one…

Rule: Under certain circumstances you can respond to what one player did.
Christine’s Rule: She can respond regardless of how many card she has, or even …

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The Revelation About Christopher

Posted on January 28th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Let me start this by saying I’ve always been very attracted to Christopher. An all-around athlete in high school, he still looks it. Nice build, strong jaw, blue eyes, dark hair with a touch of gray, big hands with big, thick fingers… and we all know what that means… in short, the boy is hot.

It wasn’t until last night that I realized I’d been blinded by his good looks… prevented from seeing something that must’ve been there all along…

Last night, I realized, that Christopher is indeed… a geek.

Here’s what happened…

Christopher and I decided to go buy a new board game because basically, we’ve run out of things to do besides have sex. So we go …

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Penis’ Email to Vagina… very cute…

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

One of my girlfriends sent me this… I thought it was sort of cute…

One day, the Penis, had some complaints and decided to shoot off the following email to his boss… the vagina.

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do …

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Bye to the Boys: Same-Sex Classrooms in Public Schools

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Nationwide, there are now at least 253 public schools offering single-sex classes (meaning boys aren’t allowed in the “girls” class and girls aren’t allowed in the “boys” class). Fifty-one of those schools are single-sex schools. They are increasing in popularity, up from just three schools in the U.S. in 1995. Due to changes in federal law allowing for classes other than P.E. and sex-ed to be “single sex,” the executive director of the National Association for Single Sex Public Education, predicts that if public schools follow the path of private schools, where 7 percent are single sex, some 5,000 single-sex schools could open in the next 20 years.

Why? Because some administrators feel having the opposite …

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