Originally posted on March 11th, 2005

Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football
  1. Stand in front of the t.v. and show him the routine you learned at 5th grade cheerleading camp that’s sort of similar to the one that the Raiderettes do during half-time. Except… make sure that half-time is now over, and if you can’t remember the whole routine, just start over from the beginning.
  2. Cheer really loud and jump up and down when the other team scores. When he asks you why you’re cheering for the other team, just say you like their uniforms better.
  3. Every time a team makes a first, second, or third down, ask him, “Now who has the ball?”
  4. Tell him that you were offered box seats to the game because your boss wasn’t going to use them, but you turned them down. When he gives you a look like he doesn’t [...]

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Making the Cut: Man Made Diamonds

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Made Made Yellow Diamond

Christine and I have debated how legitimate lab-grown diamonds pretty much since we have meant. I have always come down on the side of.. a diamond is a diamond and diamonds value is really just a false value so a lab making them worthless by breaking a monopoly is a good thing. ( Diamonds are actually ultra common there is nothing rare about the diamond itself ).

This past winter, a sparkling diamond landed in front of a technician at the Gemological Institute of America in New York City. He ran tests, noted the stone was man-made, and graded it as he would any other diamond. It was the gem industry’s …

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Getting Behind In Great Britain

Posted on January 25th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Officials in Great Britain have passed regulations to force hospitals to create minimum waiting times for patients to receive treatment. It seems that the hospitals have “gotten ahead” of what the National Health Service can afford.

I don’t even know what to say.. I really can’t even imagine this happening here.

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Top 11 Reasons Men Don’t Want Sex

Posted on January 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

This list isn’t in any particular order other than the ones that made the top 11 deserve to be there and the ones that didn’t don’t.

1. You’re fat
2. It’s the 4th quarter or overtime
3. You’re not that good
4. We’re about to eat
5. We just ate too much
6. We’ve got a better looking girl or more nympho girl on the side
7. We just got off the phone with your annoying mother
8. You’re still not in shape
9. Having sex with a condom is like eating food without taste
10. We took care of ourselves all ready
11. I’m tired of doing all the work while you just lay there

Came close but didn’t make the top 11:
Medications, Lack of sleep, Hormonal levels, Identity …

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So SCREWED!

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

I’m sorry but this guy is sooo done for, and what’s up with whoever took this picture not warning him???

So Screwed

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The Great Chocolate Debate

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Chocolate Candy Bar

Today Christine & I ran into a discussion about how Dark Chocolate is healthy. I of course didn’t think this was likely 100% true and that it was probably people looking for a way to justify a sweet that they enjoy eating. ( The fact that you like eating it is enough to justify it people, in fact if it was really healthy you probably wouldn’t like it nearly as much )

We took the scope of the discussion far and wide until we both decided we needed to do more research… my main point was that humans do not NEED chocolate that we got along just fine …

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