Originally posted on February 28th, 2005

Want to fuck girls that look like this? … ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words “He’s nice” you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that she’s not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy she’s talking about… not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women don’t use the word “Nice” to describe men that they’re FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the “usual nice guy routine”?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didn’t think so.

(Hint: In case you haven’t figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “nice guy” translate into “ICE-NAY UY-GAY” in Pig [...]

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Another Valentine’s Day On Deck…

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

So last year at this time, I wrote a post giving guys advice on how not to screw up Valentine’s Day. This year, I thought I’d post on what women could do not to screw up Valentine’s Day which is pretty easy since most guys don’t care about Valentine’s. But maybe they’ll be more into it after they read this post and agree that one (or all) of my five gift suggestions are pretty good.

Great Valentine Gift for a Guy #1:

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This book titled “100 Naked Girls” is a collection of some of the most beautiful photography by Petter Hegre who is known as the world’s leading erotic photographer. You– or …

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Christine’s Cleavage & Bondage

Posted on February 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Coming soon, our new joint venture adult website… Christine’s Cleavage and Bondage.. well that is just as soon as she gets over the rage she is feeling toward me right now about an early comment.. (since deleted about how if she ever dumped my ass I would replace her with a high class whore). She SOMEHOW misunderstood and thought I was going to dump her ass and replace her ) Absolute silliness… and yes Christine I know I had you almost not pissed at me anymore… oh well.. we both know I can’t stay in the good graces for long so why try.

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Can’t You just Drive Yourself to the Clinic?

Posted on February 7th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Yes I’m friends with people who handle situations this badly….
I’m did my best to reconstruct the conversation..

Loser - Can’t you Drive?

Look bebe, I’m not trying to be an asshole here.. really. I know this is probably a pretty tough time for you and all, but if there was some way that I didn’t have to drive you to the abortion clinic that would be excellent…. no no I do care… I’m just like super busy.

Okay, ok I’m not so much “busy” as I am… “hurting from the party last night” Regardless, I am not in what you might call a “driving mood”. Also I really …

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Talking Dirty in Bed

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Sex and Relationships.

So Christopher expressed some disappointment recently with my ability to come up with nasty, dirty little things to say to him in bed. It happened the other night when he’d just taken my clothes off and whispered in my ear in his husky, throaty voice, “What do you want me to do to you?” Ahhh… what a question, right? Basically, he’s implying he’ll do anything I want, inviting me to take control, grab the reins, express my kinkiest fantasies at a moment when he can make them come true.

Unfortunately, I choked.

Instead of taking the opportunity to talk out one of the many fantasies that run through my …

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Is it Rape?

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics, Sex and Relationships.

Picture this.

A guy and a girl meet at a party. They flirt. They’re both into it. They find a back bedroom and start to fool around. The girl says, “Do you have a condom?” signaling to the guy she’s good to go, something he figured they’d get to in a reasonably short time. He nods and continues with foreplay, taking off her clothes. She takes off his shirt. Kisses his chest. He pulls off her bra. She starts to unbutton his jeans and he reaches into his back pocket for his wallet which contains the rubber he keeps for this very type of situation.

Then… dammit. He realizes he …

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