Originally posted on May 14th, 2005


If you’re at all like me, you’ve had an ongoing love/hate relationship with your cell phone for a long time. It all started last May when I called Verizon to break off our relationship, and I ended up not only taking it back, but upgrading as well.

Apparently, after a long discussion, we both realized it was me that wasn’t putting enough into the relationship… so I agreed to pay more each month, spend more time sharing intimate conversations with my cell, and we were all hoping things would get better. Part of the problem was that my cell phone wasn’t the same phone I bought years ago. The cell I met and fell head over heels for was a company that no longer exists. It was bought out, changed, given a face lift… it happened again and again until it became what it [...]

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Threesome Thursday - 2 Days Late - Vol 2

Posted on March 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Threesome Thursdays.

I just started dating this girl that I kind of like, but now found out at a party that my ex– who dumped me for someone else– wants me back. We were together for almost a year, should I take her back or try to date both to see which one I like better?

Christopher:
This completely depends on how much you like the new girl, because your ex is a whore and you should treat her that way. The truth is if the new girls is also whorish, you should fuck both, and see who irritates you least and then stick with that one. A real man would try and score a threesome out of …

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Pick up a Slave or Two

Posted on March 31st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Slave Girl
 
American culture as we know it is in the middle of an economic and social crisis. There is a war in Iraq, the jails are full of Negroes, the streets are brimming with homeless people, liberals are legally allowed to exist and most other countries despise us. However, most (if not all) of these issues could be put to rest with some simple policy changes.

Currently there are approximately 2.5 million homeless people clogging up our gutters, 3.5 million ex-cons about to be paroled from prison, 5 million fat stay at home mom’s, 12 million illegal immigrants, and a whooping 70 million children who all have one very important thing …

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Love Might be Crazy, but Not Blind…

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Okay… just when you think you’ve heard it all… I know I’m late to the punch on this, but a guy in New Jersey is now offering to do something similar and it looks like this may be where this insane trend started…

A woman– a rather attractive one at that (I posted a pic of her before and one after at the bottom)– went on ebay and offered to get a permanent tattoo on her forehead advertising anything the winning bidder wanted to advertise.

Karolyne Smith had her forehead tattooed with the web address of a gambling site after auctioning off advertising space on her head to pay for her son’s private school fees. Goldenpalace.com met her …

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The Beautifully Me Bridal Bootie Camp

Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This could only be found in Los Angeles and is 100% real.
The Beautifully Me Bridal Bootie Camp™ is designed for the bride-to-be, who wants to continue the honeymoon for years to come!
This creative and innovative program will teach you how to unleash your feminine powers on your new mate in a safe, seductive and healthy manner.

Although each program is specifically tailored to meet the needs of the bride-to-be, all programs incorporate a dance fitness class, sexuality education workshops and one-of-a kind photo session especially for the bride-to-be.

The Beautifully Me Bridal Boot Camp will leave you feeling more empowered and prepared to begin your new life as a sexy, seductive, confident wife! Ready to serve your new master.

Also included with …

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Friendship & The Difference

Posted on March 29th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Friendship between women:
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.
The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men:
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

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