Originally posted on March 11th, 2005

Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football
  1. Stand in front of the t.v. and show him the routine you learned at 5th grade cheerleading camp that’s sort of similar to the one that the Raiderettes do during half-time. Except… make sure that half-time is now over, and if you can’t remember the whole routine, just start over from the beginning.
  2. Cheer really loud and jump up and down when the other team scores. When he asks you why you’re cheering for the other team, just say you like their uniforms better.
  3. Every time a team makes a first, second, or third down, ask him, “Now who has the ball?”
  4. Tell him that you were offered box seats to the game because your boss wasn’t going to use them, but you turned them down. When he gives you a look like he doesn’t [...]

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MICHELIN Man Den Paternity Suite Child is not His

Posted on March 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

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Not Good In Bed? - Threesome Thursday Question

Posted on March 22nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Threesome Thursdays.

Threesome Thursday - Vol I

For years now we have been getting emails from readers asking us for “advice”, I honestly can’t say why in the world people would want our advice on their “real life relationships, problems, ect” but they do. So here we are, we have finally decided to start talking the plunge. We will post one question each Thursday with our thoughts.

My boyfriend isn’t that good in bed. He comes really fast and doesn’t perform oral sex well. What should I do?

Christopher say’s:
“Well not all guys were born great in bed.. in fact the ones who are good probably got some decent training early on. So in my opinion it …

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Making Bribery Pay… Wiiiiiiiii

Posted on March 21st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

Almost Free Wii

Occasionally I partake in behavior that Christine might frown upon if I gave her the opportunity to comment on it before hand. Last month while at a local video game exploiting a flaw in their game trade in program that allowed me to basically get free games ( a flaw has since been fixed ). I got to know the staff pretty good (first name basis) particularity a young 18-19 year old girl we will call Sarah and a 20 something dude name Jacob. Anyway to make a long story short , I wouldn’t call either friends but I would call them acquaintances to be used to my advantage. …

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He’s Back, You’re Outta Here

Posted on March 19th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

The familiar “You’re Fired.” We expect to hear those words, laced with melodrama, slip from the mouth of Donald Trump in his revered board room to some hapless apprentice who’s been waiting for it to happen since the day they moved into the apprentice commune in an effort to claim their 15 seconds of fame. We want to hear those words. We enjoy hearing them. We smile and clap when some whiny bitch like Omarosa is sent packing. But what about Joe?

Joe is a typical, well, Joe. He’s a nice a guy. He’s got a family to support. He works hard and always gets to work ten minutes early. He stays …

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Get Financed By the Church

Posted on March 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.

Now I know that I haven’t seen it all, but sometimes I really honestly believe there isn’t that many things left in the world that will appall me. $40+ meals with a few slices of meat don’t faze me, Christine demanding to be let out of the car at a stop light barely makes my pulse quicken but today when I opened my mail and was glancing through what I usually would consider not even worth my time junk mail from churches. These churches obviously don’t know that I’m beyond saving, I like to sin.. and I’m usually not all that sorry after I do it… so I think it is safe to say that I’m officially a …

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