Originally posted on April 28th, 2005


So lately I’ve found myself pointing out situations where I think it might be morally acceptable to hit, your girlfriend, fiance, wife, significant other to Christine. Generally speaking I’m not a big believer in domestic violance toward women.. I generally think people should not hit each other, and was raised never to hit a woman.. now there has been a time or two when I’m watching tv or a movie or even people in general in my life where I’ve thought that women needs her teeth knocked down her throat, alas I usually remove myself from a situation where I would ever feel the need to hit a woman. It has become so morally unacceptable to hit a woman, and I’m just not sure I agree with this, so I’ve been compiling a list of reasons where I feel a guy would be justified in being [...]

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Simply said.. dogs are human and cool enough to now have their own line of sex toys.


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Yes… she actually did this.

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Yes she did this..

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10 Reasons Cats are Cooler than Dogs

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Top Tens.

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1. Cats can jump to a height of over six times it’s own height. Dogs can jump to only twice their own height and have little control over how they land or have the ability to “stick” a landing like a cat does.

2. If a cat falls, it has the ability to right itself and land on its feet before hitting the ground due to the way his/her inner ear canal is designed. (Good job, God!)

3. Cats have incredible night vision and only need 1/6th of the light humans need in order to see. I love their flashy, flashy eyes! Dogs rely on their sense of smell because their …

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10 Thoughts To Take With You Today

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

  1. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  2. A day without sunshine is, like, night.
  3. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  4. Remember half the people you know are below average.
  5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  7. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  9. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
  10. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Christine’s Best Threats & Heartless Jabs!

Posted on April 18th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

  1. Let me out of the car at this light. (Ok she followed through on this one.. so it wasn’t so much a threat.. but i thought it was).
  2. Your not even close to the best I’ve ever had in bed. Every girl I’ve had in bed is better then you.
  3. I’m leaving. (I don’t want you to go) You should have thought about that before you told me to leave. I need to teach you a lesson.
  4. Your the worst boyfriend ever, no wonder every girl you care about eventually leaves you.
  5. You are the worst aim ever… I’m now blind.. the least you could do is warn me. Your not allowed to give me facials anymore.
  6. I’m kick down this fucking

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