Monthly Archives: May 2007

Future Headlines 2036

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States … Continue reading

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Semen Withdrawal: A Real Epidemic

Women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains … Continue reading

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See Ya in a Week!

Just wanted to post one more time before I leave for Hong Kong to wish everyone a happy Memorial Day weekend! Here’s to the start of a great summer!

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Carbon Monoxide and Stained Ceilings

Maybe I’ve reached the height of laziness or maybe I was just fucking around either way last night I decided I needed burn some documents.  Having thrown out my grill a few months ago I had a bit of a … Continue reading

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Naked Women That Maybe The Porn World Could Have Lived Without

So I’ll admit… I like online porn as much as the next girl. And despite the fact that Christopher’s eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning when I told him that sometimes I search for pictures of naked … Continue reading

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