Originally posted on April 4th, 2008

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

  1. Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
  2. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally of physically unfit for the job.
  3. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or [...]

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Future Headlines 2036

Posted on May 30th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

  • Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formly known as California.
  • White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
  • Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
  • Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
  • Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
  • Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afg hanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
  • Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
  • France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
  • Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can

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Semen Withdrawal: A Real Epidemic

Posted on May 26th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful-and potentially addictive-mood-altering chemicals.
Study author Gordon G. Gallup, Ph.D., a psychologist at the State University of New York in Albany, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms became increasingly depressed as more time elapsed since their last sexual encounter. There was no such correlation …

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See Ya in a Week!

Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Just wanted to post one more time before I leave for Hong Kong to wish everyone a happy Memorial Day weekend!

Here’s to the start of a great summer!

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Carbon Monoxide and Stained Ceilings

Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Maybe I’ve reached the height of laziness or maybe I was just fucking around either way last night I decided I needed burn some documents.  Having thrown out my grill a few months ago I had a bit of a challenge on my hands… what to burn these documents in.  Yes I could have shredded them… no doubt.. but I didn’t feel like taking the time to shred so many papers.. burning is such a better use of my time.  After messing around for a few minutes I decided a large ceramic flower pot would work perfect  (closed on the bottom and fire resistant ).  So I dumped a bunch of papers and checks, ect into the pot.  Poured some …

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Naked Women That Maybe The Porn World Could Have Lived Without

Posted on May 24th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So I’ll admit… I like online porn as much as the next girl. And despite the fact that Christopher’s eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning when I told him that sometimes I search for pictures of naked women, it’s not that I’d rather fuck a woman over a guy (as I am a most definite fan of the male body– particularly the chest, shoulders, hands, jaw, back, butt, abs, and quads… did I mention shoulders?), but that the female naked body is truly beautiful and sexy. Well… not all of them… hehe.

No, no… don’t worry. I’m not going to post any more pix of fat people with unidentifiable body parts hanging out. …

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