Originally posted on March 14th, 2005


Here’s how to tell if your man is straight or gay…

10.
Straight: He wears the same shirt for three days.
Gay: He wears three shirts a day.

9.
Straight: He thinks you spend too much money on getting your hair done.
Gay: He offers to do your belliage for you to save you money.

8.
Straight: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “I can’t judge if other guys are hot or not.”
Gay: When you ask him if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hot, he says, “Well… not as hot as Antonio Banderas.”

7.
Straight: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves either golf, football, or lap dances.
Gay: A weekend outing with the “guys” involves dancing, wine tasting, or a quick trip to San Francisco.

6.
Straight: He owns [...]

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A Quick and Dirty Lesson on Marketing

Posted on May 23rd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m great in the sack.”
That’s called DIRECT MARKETING.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous dish. One of your female friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says: “See that guy there? He’s great in the sack.”
That’s called ADVERTISING.

You see a hot number at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: “Hi, I’m great in the sack.”
That’s called TELEMARKETING.

You’re at a party and see a delicious creature. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open …

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Explanation of the “Top Commenters” Titles

Posted on May 23rd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements.

I told you we’d explain the new box on the left hand menu that says “Top Commenters.” It’s a plug-in Christopher created and called the Rank Plug-in and here’s how it works essentially…

Basically, it counts your comments– the number in the parenthesis– and based on that number assigns you a “title” that Christopher and I have chosen. At intervals of 50, you move to the next level. For example, if you’ve commented between 301 and 350 times, you’re a Zen Master and the ying-yang sign will appear next to your posts. Once you’ve commented 351 times, your title changes to “the Lil’ Devil” and you get a devil’s face.

Cool huh? Yeah, I know. My boy Christopher rocks.

Once you move …

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Love at First Sight… Myth or Reality?

Posted on May 22nd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

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Does love at first sight exist or not? It’s an interesting question. If you’d asked me that when I was sixteen, I would’ve said yes. Not because I’d fallen in love with someone at first sight, but because I was hoping that someday I would. I mean… honestly, what could be more romantic and efficient than two people simply seeing each other, falling in love without all the effort and insecurities that go along with ‘getting to know someone’ (Does he like me as much as I like him? Is he really the kind of guy I want to be with? Do we have enough in common? Why doesn’t …

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The Death of a Nation

Posted on May 22nd, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

“At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected?
“I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.” So said Abe Lincoln.

Last week, senators meeting in secret produced a bill to legalize our 12 million to 20 million illegal aliens. If a path to citizenship becomes law, nothing will stop the next invasion. As President Bush acknowledges, 6 million tried to breach our Southern border in his first five years. One in 12 — 500,000 — had a criminal …

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The Inconvenience of Saving Seals

Posted on May 19th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, True Story.

So this morning, Christopher and I were on our way to San Pedro to participate in a 5K run along the scenic Pacific Ocean. I’d never done this particular 5K before, but I had a course map and driving directions, so I figured we were in good shape and off we went. When we got to Point Fermin in San Pedro, everything was well marked and there was a huge sign that said “Runner Parking” and an arrow pointing up a hill into what appeared to be a narrow road leading to a parking lot. Lots of people had already parked on the surrounding streets and several runners were warming up by going up and down the …

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